The "Right" Touch - My contribution to the hip-hop makeover

[Believing Is Art]

To the tune of The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang

Ha-ha! Well now, we call this the act of obstruction
But there are several other very important differences
Between conservatives and liberals that you should know about.

We'd appreciate your money

Debt, baby, debt, baby
Obama's a leftist thief.
He wants taxpayers to foot the bill
For his commie spending spree.
But we'll get our hands on the budget,
And with some tax cuts,
You'll have a job, affordable mortgage,
Let's shove the stimulus!
We've had enough of tax-and-spend
We need Reagan and trickle-down.
All the liberals can give us
Is the Dow below eight thou.
Need more troops in Iraq
Or Bin Laden will attack!
We need to invade some sovereign nations
And give those Dems enhanced interrogation.

Do it now.
Pelosi fucked it up,
Recovery ain't likely.
Wait for twenty-ten.
Let's all watch O'Reilly.
Do it again now.
Pelosi fucked it up,
Recovery ain't likely.
Wait for twenty-ten,
Let's all watch O'Reilly.
Votin' Palin now!

I'm sorry this is terrible, just heard about the hip-hop makeover today and had to write something before it became as irrelevant as the GOP itself. I'll come up with a second verse if this becomes a major Steele talking point.