The Globe...2 steps down on the food chain from National Enquirer ...reports on "Bush Suicide Drama"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Bush Suicide Drama

JUST weeks after leaving the White House, depressed and paranoid George Bush is suicidal, insiders fear. In a blockbuster world exclusive, sources tell GLOBE the ex-President is boozing up a storm - and reveal why he is terrified of Barack Obama and his own wife Laura. Don't miss a single word!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. He's been boozing up a storm

for some time now. I don't know why he is terrified of his wife. And with Obama's bipartisan rhetoric, I don't know why he feels he needs to be afraid of our President.

[tularetom]

6. Maybe if he offs himself he'll take toby keith with him

A twofer we could all believe in.

[Botany]

12. The audacity of hope

[FarLeftRage]

17. I love that idea....

One can only hope!

[Sebastian Doyle]

14. "I don't know why he is terrified of his wife"

Well, maybe the fact that she killed one of her ex boyfriends with a car might have something to do with it?

And then there's the infamous "pretzel" incident.....



I remember some speculation at the time that Pickles might have actually knocked his ass out, and the pretzel story was yet another lame Bush Crime Family coverup.

[grannie4peace]

2. they are the ones who said he was banging condi-- but i'll read it for sure!

[Kansas Wyatt]

13. Using the Republican fact test....

He didn't deny or offer any evidence that he wasn't banging Condi, now did he?

Therefore, it must be a fact that he was banging Condi, and now he is suicidal, because he fears Obama will allow the truth to come out about what he did.

[XemaSab]

3. And Michael Jackson has a flesh-eating virus

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[Botany]

4. Why this is just awful news .... really it is.

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[graywarrior]

5. He suicided the country so it's only fitting that he fall on the sword.

[DJ13]

7. I noticed that even the "flesh eating virus" doesnt want to have anything to do with him

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[Manifestor_of_Light]

20. Piles are more popular than GWB!!!

Hemorrhoids are more popular -- according to Kent Jones of Rachel's show.


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[Stevenmarc]

8. Maybe he can go on a pub crawl with Camilla

[peacetalksforall]

9. And this is the grocery store newspaper that has been so generous to Republicans for

... for forever?

[backscatter712]

10. Somebody get Bush a razor!

[pleah]

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I laughed so hard, I had tears in my eyes!

[WI_DEM]

11. The Globe has always been a tabloid like the NE

[Amerigo Vespucci]

I was in line at the market today and spotted it...

...it's not so much about the journalistic integrity of the paper as it is about "how the mighty have fallen"...

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[Belial]

15. Tasteful...

[EFerrari]

16. Bush isn't intelligent enough to be suicidal. nt

[malaise]

18. Don' t let them stop you W

Go ahead and take Rove with you.

[dkofos]

21. Nothing would please me more than to pick up the paper one

morning and see the headline,

BUSH COMMITS SUICIDE

That would make my day, if not the entire year.

You should SUFFER way more than you caused the world to suffer.

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[Peace Patriot]

22. Don't forget "Men In Black."

Remember where they got their intel?

[Nay]

23. Sociopaths don't kill themselves. They kill other people. nt

[OffWithTheirHeads]

24. Hey, it worked out well for Hitler

What a gift to the world that would be. Save us all those trial expenses and plane tickets to the Hahue although I must admit the trial would be more fun than O.J.