Some would say that you're all assholes

[CatWoman]

:P

and it's been said that you all are jealous of George Bush's many successes

:P

[The Straight Story]

1. I could never equal George Bush's many successes

At fucking up everything from the forest service to the world...

[Zomby Woof]

2. Some say 'woof'

And some of us are indeed, threadjacking assholes.

[CatWoman]

6. ZOMBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's been said that CatWoman has been missing you!! :hi:

:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

12. Some say you're my little sister

Some of us aren't right in our heads. :loveya:

[havocmom]

7. Holy shit! A ZW sighting!

assholery brings out all the best people

[CatWoman]

8. LOLOLOLOLOL

:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

15. No one will believe you

I will in fact, deny that you spotted me. :P

[havocmom]

31. HA! I made a plaster cast of your footprint

AND I have film of you skulking in the woods near DU. :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

39. Tread carefully

I pooped behind one of those trees. :evilgrin:

[Drifter]

47. Aarf she said !

Cheers
Drifter

[Zomby Woof]

48. With pan-chromatic resonance

:toast:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

3. I'm busted...

:hangover: walking away in shame :blush:

[annabanana]

4. It has been reported that you're full of balony. .

and conventional wisdom agrees...

[CatWoman]

11. and some say people who don't know how baloney is spelled

have nothing to say :)

[uppityperson]

17. Bologna?

[CatWoman]

19. which is why I had nothing to say

:)

[annabanana]

22. !

[ashling]

43. Some say Baloney is

a city in Idily

[karlrschneider]

49. My baloney has a first name

it's A-L-ber-tee-oh
My baloney has a second name
it's I Know Where You Are
I love to screw you every day
And if you ask me why, I'll say
There's nothing better in your butt than b-o-l-o-g-n-a

[Kutjara]

I can only dream of aspiring to be the kind...

...of asshole that Bush is. He is the uberasshole, whose mastery of the complex art of assholery is so complete he makes it look simple. I am not worthy to gaze upon the glorious chocolate starfish that is Shrub.

[MazeRat7]

5. If fucking up a steel ball with a rubber hammer is success... then they are right.. I'm jealous. -nt

[CatWoman]

13. OMG!!

what a mental image!!

:rofl:

[karlrschneider]

23. No, DAMMIT, not a steel ball, it's a fucking ANVIL!

Get yer metaphor shit together! :D :rofl: :D :rofl:

[MazeRat7]

26. .

:evilgrin:

[karlrschneider]

42. Either way, this is one damn funny thread!

:rofl: :D

[hootinholler]

45. My stepfather used to tell me that all the time.

I still don't know why ;)

-Hoot

[karlrschneider]

58. So did you finally get your metaphor shit together?

:rofl: :silly:

[hootinholler]

59. Metaphorically,

My shit is all in one sock.

I was agreeing to the anvil. :shrug:

-Hoot

[karlrschneider]

63. Heh, I was just trying to be snarky...no offense!

:D

[muntrv]

9. Jealous of what? I can speak the English language better than shrub.

[Individualist]

10. and some would say

you all believe he's successful because God talks to him.

[MichiganVote]

14. Well its true that pretzel thingy was awesome, same with the gynecological statement,

and the bike accidents are choice, not to mention the 'mission accomplished' moment(sort of like announcing his first sexual encounter)the inability to open the door during a press conference, talking with world leaders with his mouth full of food....the list of successes just stretches on to infinity.

Can't wait for the inevitable gaff when the asshole leaves office.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

29. "sort of like announcing his first sexual encounter . . ."

:spray:

(reaching for another cheap Chinese keyboard . . .)

[merh]

16. errrmmmm, could you please tell me WHAT SUCCESSES

maybe then, if I knew what they were, I could agree or disagree.

:shrug:

[Kelly Rupert]

18. Some would say you missed the point of this thread.

[CatWoman]

21. LOL

Thanks :hi:

[merh]

28. Some would say you missed the point of my post

:shrug:

should have included this :sarcasm:

[CatWoman]

20. I'm being facetious

mocking Katie Couric :)

[merh]

30. So was I

:hi:

[CatWoman]

32. wer'e trying to out asshole one another

or did someone already say that?

:hi:

[Individualist]

36. Jocularity, jocularity!

:)

[merh]

40. You know what mamma always said

it takes one to know one :hi:


of course that is to Katie ;)

[mmonk]

24. Ooops. Some are on to me.

[Beetwasher]

25. No, Only Some Of Us Are Assholes

The best of us! And damn proud of it! :evilgrin:

I have turds w/ more sucesses than Chimpy.

[mike_c]

27. sure I envy dubya's "success...."

I mean, the man has not done anything right in his entire life, he has fucked up EVERTHING he has ever touched, and yet he has spent his entire life in wealth and comfort. The rest of his life will be even more so.

On the other hand, I've worked my way from being a high school drop out and juvie to being well educated and a respected professional, and I can't afford to buy a home in my own community. By any rational measure I've done quite a bit with my life and been pretty successful, yet at almost 52 I still live month-to-month, more or less. I'll likely be homeless when I retire. There is something wrong with that picture.

Damn right I envy that POS.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

35. Hey man . . .

. . . I KNOW you've got lots of true friends.

That POS has none.

:grouphug:

[mike_c]

38. true that....

Indeed.

[Spazito]

33. LOL! "some" might say.....

tells me right away the "some" is solely that person and his/her imaginary friend called "some".

Love your OP, it's perfect to "some", rofl.

[omega minimo]

34. u spellt suckasses wronng

;)

[enki23]

37. some would say "bonk"

further, it has been said "oif!" would be the proper response.

but i wouldn't really know. so i just say hi.

[CatWoman]

41. ENK!!!!

:hi:

:loveya:

[hootinholler]

44. Some would be my kids then.

Just doin my part.

-Hoot

[senseandsensibility]

46. And some would say that you're just jealous

of Katie's cool lipliner. How do you respond?

[CatWoman]

50. I would say

"I'd like to slap that liner right off her lips!!!"

:)

[HCE SuiGeneris]

51. Damn you CatWoman...

your thread usurped mine :mad: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=510230&mesg_id=510230

I am humiliated...

[CatWoman]

52. I'm sorry

or has that already been said?

:)

[HCE SuiGeneris]

54. I'll be OK...

:cry: Don't worry about me...











:evilgrin:

[WillyT]

53. And Some Would Be Right !!!

Hey you!

:bounce::evilgrin::bounce:

:hi:

[CatWoman]

55. WT!!!

:hi:

:loveya:

[Avalux]

56. Yeah, and some would also say...

....the future will prove George W. Bush to be the most, brilliantest, magnificentest and bestest pretzeldent EVER! :rofl:

[bobthedrummer]

57. Yep, and I'm bobthedrummer too...

:hide:

[Patsy Stone]

60. Some would say

I know you are. But what am I?

:hi:

[AwakeAtLast]

61. Best thread in a long time, CatWoman!

But I thought I heard someone say you are more of a dog lover! :wow:

:D

[helderheid]

62. Some would!

:rofl: :yourock:

[WinkyDink]

64. And they all play the "Deliverance" theme on their banjos!

[RobertSeattle]

65. Some people say Bush is the Best President Ever

33, to be exact, while a couple million "some people" think he is the worst.

:evilgrin: