I'm finished. I live in an apartment.

[EstimatedProphet]

I was going to announce my candidacy for the '08 presidential election next week, but when the news gets out that I don't have a house, I'll be unelectable.

[tammywammy]

1. You don't have a pit bull do you?

Because then there's no need to even announce. :rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

2. No, and I quit smoking!

[mzteris]

3. but I heard you

eat at Olive Garden!

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

11. NOOOOO!!! How did you find out!?!

[tammywammy]

7. Well, you don't plan on circumcising any boys

anytime soon either do you?


BTW, congrats on quitting smoking. I just quit Jan. 17th! :)

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Good for you!

I'm coming up on my 6 year anniversary. It was hard back then, I'll tell you.

and I'm not going to circumcize any boys anytime in the near future.

[Little Wing]

4. This is your punishment for failing to game the system

The paradox of course, will go right over your head, stupid apartment dweller.

[EstimatedProphet]

8. I am shamed.

[Lena inRI]

5. Bwaaahaaaaahaaa. . . .good one EProphet.

[EstimatedProphet]

19. Thank you! I'm here all week!

[undeterred]

6. Are you breastfeeding in public these days?

[tammywammy]

10. That's good!

I almost forgot about breastfeeding in public.

:)

[EstimatedProphet]

I do. My breasts won't quit eating.

[Cleita]

9. I live in a trailer. I'm the perfect candidate.n/t

[tammywammy]

14. Is it solar powered?

Do you grow all your own food? Vegetarian or vegan? Oh and you don't smoke do you? You agree that spanking should be outlawed? Oh and you only breasfeed in public right??

[Cleita]

23. Actually my old trailer had solar because DH and I lived out

in the woods off the grid a lot. My new trailer, that stays put, is a mix of electric and propane. I'm actually trying to scrape together the cash for solar because perched up on the hill like I am and facing west, I get plenty of sun. I don't smoke and I do grow some of my food. I don't know if 67 year old ladies should breast feed, and I used to be vegetarian until I was ordered to eat some meat by the doctor, but it's usually only four ounces a day. I don't agree with spanking. Sorry.

[tammywammy]

26. I was just being facetious :)

I'd have solar power if I could (I live in an apartment). I conserve as much electricity as I can. I'd also grow veggies if I had an area to do so. I don't have a balcony either.

So I think since, your only progressive "sin" is a few ounces of meat per day and it's per doctor's order, you're an acceptable candidate. :)

[Cleita]

35. I know you were, but I thought I would throw that in anyway.

I used to live in an apartment without a balcony too for thirty year. You really can't do anything environmental until you convince your landlord that solar panels on the roof would be neat. I never tried to grow anything, but my downstairs neighbor had some success in growing marijuana in one of his closets. He used hydroponic technology with greenhouse lamps. So it would be a trade off with extra electricity to grow the veggies. You decide.

[AX10]

12. Shame on you!

:sarcasm:

[AlCzervik]

15. oh great and i bet it's right next to an Olive garden!

[EstimatedProphet]

17. It's above an Olive Garden and a cigar bar!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

16. Ya Know, I Coulda Looked Past That Flaw. But You Edited! You Friggin Flip Flopper! No Vote For You!

[EstimatedProphet]

18. NOOOOOO

[cynatnite]

20. If I moved back to our shitty trailer, got a hybrid...

and prove that I was against the war years ago I might be able to be a candidate...

but I think once it got out that I used to be a repub, it'd be over.

[EstimatedProphet]

25. Uh...what's a 'shitting trailer'?

Is it an outhouse of some sort?

[cynatnite]

28. Oops!

:blush: Actually that trailer wasn't far from it.

[EstimatedProphet]

32. Ah. Gotcha.

[Lost-in-FL]

34. Why do you hate America11!!11!!

WAAAAA!!! :cry: :cry:

[orleans]

21. hey, you might as well announce candidacy anyway--

tonight olbermann said: "the majority of the american people" will be running for president in 08.

[EstimatedProphet]

27. True. At least we'll have a good sized candidate pool.

[orleans]

38. and since most of us are apparently running anyway...maybe we

could carpool!

:D

[bear425]

22. Charlie Crist doesn't live in a house and has only rented apts.

And he's now the Governor of Floriduh. You should make sure that you've never married, but that you're seen with many beautiful women on your arm and then you're in like flynn. That's what Charlie, The People's Governor, did.

edit: well, actually Charlie does live in a house now: The Governor's mansion. :(

[EstimatedProphet]

30. True. I do have the Prophetess as an asset

[Wizard777]

24. Hang in there E-Phrophet you'll get there eventually. Where ever there is.

But until then. Your here now and you should make the most of it. Quick! Somebody sing somewhere over the rainbow. LOL

[XemaSab]

29. I've got you beat

I live in an apartment and sleep on the floor. :P

[EstimatedProphet]

31. When will you announce your candidacy?

[XemaSab]

33. I think I should probably take a shower and brush out my hair first

So it ain't gonna be today. :P

[EstimatedProphet]

36. Yeah. Maybe wait till Monday.

[XemaSab]

37. Eh, I got work on monday

The resource management plan isn't going to write itself. :P