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It looks right now like Norm Coleman is going to challenge this election until either October 2014 comes around or he's finally declared a vexatious litigant.
The chances of the vexatious-litigant ruling coming through aren't all that high; they don't like to use it much because too much use would wear it out. Coleman seems to have no problem raising funds to issue challenges, so it's possible we're looking at the October 2014 thing.
Now! Suppose You the People were to raise up a revote. Establish polling places for one seven-day week. No absentee ballots. No campaigning except for television announcements where Norm Coleman and Al Franken stand side-by-side and speak these words and only these words: "Please vote in the Minnesota Senate revote from March 1 to March 7. (Or whenever it is.) Minnesota's future is at stake." Each polling place is monitored by one Democrat and one Republican from out of state. Mail every registered voter in Minnesota a card with his or her name printed on it. The voter takes it to a polling place, shows ID and the card (to ensure thieves haven't been ransacking mailboxes looking for the cards so they can deliver them to the Republicans), exchanges it for a ballot, and marks it with a pen (of any kind so long as the ink in it is permanent) for either Al Franken or Norm Coleman. The voter then puts the ballot in a numbered, welded steel ballot box. At the end of the voting day, a lid will be pop-riveted over the ballot slot before the monitors put the ballot box in a car and take it to City Hall, where it will be placed with all the other ballot boxes from the community, loaded into a big SUV like a Suburban or an Expedition, and driven, with two Democrats and two Republicans who can only do this once, to the headquarters of the 133rd Airlift Squadron in St. Paul, where they will be locked in a hangar and guarded by armed active duty Marine infantrymen who are not from Minnesota. At the end of the voting period, the ballot boxes will be palletized, loaded on a C-130 and flown to Europe. There elections officials armed with Sawzalls will account for every box, cut the ballot boxes open and count the votes. Whoever wins this one is in the Senate. No challenges. The ballot boxes will be made in Canada, and inspected by two Democrats and two Republicans to ensure they're empty before they're welded together. They will then be shrinkwrapped using a purple film--red plus blue make purple, and since most shrinkwrap is clear the elections officials would be able to verify the boxes hadn't been pre-stuffed prior to using them. Maybe even hire a plumber to use his video inspection device to examine the inside of the ballot box before it's used, and of course never let it out of the sight of a Democrat and a Republican.
Preventing voter caging would also be important. If you were registered to vote in November, and you neither died nor got convicted of a felony, you get a card. No questions asked.
Should this happen, how badly do you think Coleman would lose?
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