So I'm sitting here thinking about what we might do for The Honorable Henry Waxman...

[hootinholler]

He needs a reward for his notification to the RNC and Bush-Cheney re the email systems this morning.

I thought why not have a case of Oh Henry bars delivered weekly for him and his staff?

How long could we keep it up?

They come in boxes of 36 at ~$27 per so that's $1404/year plus shipping.

Believe me, you don't want me organizing this thing.

-Hoot

[faithnotgreed]

1. we absolutely should let him know how much we NEED and appreciate

his efforts
though he has long been investigating the various misdeeds just biding his time until what he had could be used

[guitar man]

2. someone needs to do

a rewrite version of The Beatles "Taxman" as "Waxman" :)

[hootinholler]

3. Here ya go!

Waxman Parody
One, two, three, four...
Hrmm!
One, two, (one, two, three, four!)

Let me tell you how it will be;
Come chat with me, or I'll subpoena you
'Cause I知 the Waxman,
Yeah, I知 the Waxman.

Should you come on in and take the fifth,
Be careful you don't ever slip,
'Cause I知 the Waxman,
Yeah, I知 the Waxman.

(if you lie to me, lie; ) - The jail you'll see;
(if you cry to me, cry; ) - Bring a big hankie;
(if you got too bold, bold; ) - you'll take the heat;
(if you take a walk, walk; ) - Marshalls got you beat.

Waxman!

'Cause I知 the Waxman,
Yeah, I知 the Waxman.

Tell me how it's not a crime, (ah-ah, mister Cheney)
If you don't want to serve some time. (ah-ah, mister Rove)
'Cause I知 the Waxman,
Yeah, I知 the Waxman.

Now my advice for those who die, (Waxman)
Stash those docs in a lawyer's trust (Waxman)
'Cause I知 the Waxman,
Yeah, I知 the Waxman.

And have them sent to no one but me.

Waxman!


Enjoy,
-Hoot

[guitar man]

4. fantastic!!

Hey, you're a pretty good lyricist! :applause:

[hootinholler]

5. Put up an MP3 dude, You know it?

Thanks!

-Hoot

[guitar man]

6. I think I still remember it

I'm away from my home and studio working until this weekend, but when I get home I'll try to take a crack at recording it :hi:

[hootinholler]

7. I'll pm you if I make any big changes.

That would be too cool to hear it.

-Hoot

[guitar man]

9. cool

If I get home tomorrow night, I'll try and pick up my mini-mixer and guitar and a mic.I don't know if this slow PC I have here will record worth a damn, but I'll find out.

[IChing]

8. Nice

Harrison would approve

[hootinholler]

10. Thank you!

:bow:

-Hoot