crapology and global warming.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

Ok, so this is a shitty subject.

Background: I gots three dogs, the mean weight of which is 94.6 lbs. including the 9 month old great Pyre pup. I expect that number to grow.

Three dogs tend to compete. they tend to eat. they tend to ex - ah - relieve themselves of their processed food product. And I,being te mastered of the three pups, get to walk around and do the waistbending pick me up of what I fed them just a while earlier.

Despite owning furry critters for eons, eras, decades, and sumsuch alternate time frames, for the first time ever in my memory, I saw flies flying aroud their food processed product.
IN MARCH! Not mid April, or May. shit. global warming sucks.

[Skink]

1. Mastermind scooper eh?

I so want to be Canadian. Bloke just doesn't do it for me.

[lvx35]

2. That's serious stuff I hear.

Here there were bees all over the ground in early winter, which is unusual because they are supposed to freeze/hibernate something but it never got cold enough. Local biologists are alarmed, I was told.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. and check out the loss of bees in europe.

serious shit indeed.

[Nevernose]

4. It's a conspiracy of the scientists, see.

See, in the 80s we hired a bunch of climatologists to combat the hole in the ozone layer. (And the fact that we dealt with THAT atmospheric problem inside ten years is clear proof that we can deal with global warming in even less time, thanks to modern technology.)

So, along comes the 90s, and we have a bunch of climatologists about to be fired because there's no need to fight the ozone hole anymore. So they invent global warming to keep their jobs.

Of course this is bullshit. But the sad thing is: I know people who believe this.