I hear 75% of ex-Bushies can't find jobs. I know where they can apply. I'm compassionate!

[DFW]

The job's requirements are few, and easy for most ex-Bushies to fulfill,
from the lowest fake White House journalist right on up to Dick Cheney:

"Applicant must have proven dishonesty, corruptibility and incompetence, plus
must show strong traits of meanness, religious fanaticism and vindictiveness."

---apply to Mullah Omar, The Taliban, Peshawar, Pakistan (you will be taken
blindfolded by donkey--we cannot respect party symbols, sorry--to your interview).
Some knowledge of Pashto is preferable, but language instruction is provided if
not. Health benefits are non-existent, but you won't miss them (we'll explain).

The ex-Bushies might have to take a slight pay cut, but other than that, they
should be lining up, once they find out about this exciting job prospect.

[Gman]

1. I hear there's a hardware store in Dallas that may hire them

maybe they ought to check it out.

[DFW]

2. No, you don't understand

In Dallas, we have WAY too many of them!!!!!!!!!!

We'll never thin out their ranks in Texas if you keep suggesting stuff like that!!

[AndyA]

3. Whatever you do, don't send them north!

We have too many in Oklahoma as well.

We need to find some nice place next to a toxic dump site for them to work. Chances are, they won't have an issue with that, since they don't care about the environment.

[DFW]

7. I think they would treat a toxic waste site like Brer Rabbit would treat the briar patch!

[Gman]

6. Well, I don't think Bush got the job yesterday

I guess that hardware store owner wants a little character in his employees.

[madokie]

4. Recommend for the best idea ever

rec

[lame54]

5. They should apply here - it's perfect for them...