Can I be catty for a minute? If not I apologize but I think I know where Mika was recently. . .

[wndycty]

. . .for those of you who, like me, still watch Morning Joe. Am I the only one who noticed Mika not being there for a week recently.

Well I think a blind item in the much hated NY POST's PAGE SIX spills the beans. . .

JUST ASKING

February 24, 2009 --

WHICH actor snorted cocaine in the bathroom during an Oscar after-party, while a slimmed-down stoner actor smoked pot outside with his pals? . . . WHICH morning cable TV show hostess took off a week recently to get her eyes done and her breasts enlarged? . . . WHICH aviation honcho is trying to knock down rumors he shacked up with a young hottie who works for him while his pregnant wife was back home and clueless?

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02242009/gossip/pagesix/just_asking_156612.htm

I know this post will get a few snobbish "I don't read the Post or that dreaded MORNING JOE" comments but I am sure there are more than few DUers who will enjoy this light hearted cattiness.

[CoffeeCat]

1. Well, if you can't say something nice...

...then pull up a chair, and come sit next to me!!

I'll be catty with you!

When I first read the snippets you included--I thought Mika was going to be the one who snorted the cocaine.
Seriously. Something is up with that woman. I stopped watching "Morning Joe" because she was so pathetic. She's got some
substance abuse problem. Joe joked a couple of times about her putting alcohol in her coffee cup...so we'll
see how long it takes for her to enter rehab. She's a mess.

As far are a possible breast enlargement, we will definitely be able to tell. The sweaters that MSNBC has her
wear--are so tight, I don't even know how she gets them on. Any changes will be obvious.

I canceled cable tv a week ago, so you'll have to keep me updated on Mika's breasts. haha

/cattiness off :)

[CTyankee]

6. I was kinda thinking the way you are: those sweaters make her look plenty "large."

I don't know why she would want to get top heavy. Maybe it was a "lift."

[Why Syzygy]

2. Thought you were going to say "rehab". nt

[cpamomfromtexas]

3. I'm curious about the last one, any hints there?

[wndycty]

5. LOL I am not familiar with aviation. . .

:kick:

[gaiilonfong]

4. she is getting it done to look more like a reTHUGlican bimbo(Oxy-Cindy Clone)

for her owner "dead intern" Skankborough....

she is a LOSER and IMBECILE

[madokie]

7. I very seldom watch morning ho but I do like u're catty