*****OFFICIAL BOBBY JINDAL MUST BE SOILING HIS UNDERWEAR RIGHT NOW..SPEECH THREAD I******

[MadBadger]

Cant Wait for Bobby!

[Bicoastal]

1. Nah, thas awright...

...I aint watchin

[MadBadger]

2. Awww...C'mon!!!

You gotta watch Bobby

[Windy]

3. Demon, Ronald Reagan... please possess me!!! hahahaha... :o) n t

[muntrv]

4. What? Carribou Barbie couldn't make it?

[liberalmuse]

5. I'm scared, people...

I've heard of his devastating charisma. And SHIT, I think I broke my wireless mouse tonight. The Prez got me overly excited.

[spanone]

6. bet if i open the window now, i can hear the teevees clicking off

[Tatiana]

7. This is gonna be fun!

:popcorn:

[Canuckistanian]

8. Give us your best shot, "Bobby"

You're playing in the BIG league now. Show us what you got.

[tekisui]

9. He needs to just say, "I agree with the President"

Because he just rawked!

[gratuitous]

10. I have an advance copy of his remarks

"Uh oh."

[MadBadger]

12. "Oh Shit"

[gratuitous]

16. That's page 2

Page 3: Thank you and good night.

[nc4bo]

11. He should have wore some Depends. Can't wait to hear this ish. nt

[MrsBrady]

13. we were just thinking

as we finished watching the speech and made our way to the computer...
we were talking at home here...
"what in the hell is he going to say? Anything he says is going to make them look stupid."

glad to see this thread was waiting here for us!

thanks!

I'll be the first one to go to Wal-mart for Jindal and buy him some new underpants.

:fistbump:

[LiberalFighter]

14. Go Bobby! Go Bobby! --- Just do like Bobby Knight does. Throw a chair.

[Coexist]

15. "I know Barack Obama, Piyush Jindal is no Barack Obama"

he's feeling pretty bad right now, I imagine.

[johnfunk]

108. "... and Piyush, you're doin' a heckuva job..."

:rofl:

[Turborama]

17. LOL one of the funniest & true thread titles I've seen! n/t

[Parker CA]

18. He should just dress up in a huge elephant suit and stumble around the stage then fall over.

[SethInUpstateNY]

19. Message deleted

[nadinbrzezinski]

20. After a change....

[spanone]

21. butt plug bobby

[Turborama]

22. Here ya' go Bobby...

[LSK]

23. hes talking to us like we are 5 years old

[johnfunk]

107. Just the way Chimpy W. McSmirkster used to...

Hey Piyush, stick to "My Pet Goat."

[MadBadger]

24. Hes talking like he's reading a story to third graders

[depakid]

51. That's about the mentality of his constituents!

Oh man- the Aussies are going ridicule this guy!

[Soupy Liberaltarian]

25. I am laughing so friggin' hard right now. n/m

[spanone]

26. bob had to remind us Obama is an african american

[Parker CA]

27. BWWWAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA!! FAIL!!! FAIL!! FAIL!! He's mocking Obama.

[nc4bo]

28. Is this a f'ing joke?! nt

[Tatiana]

29. WTF.... I'm torn between laughter and disbelief!

Really? Is he like tryna have a Southern accent?

[flvegan]

He couldn't sell a Shamwow.

[MessiahRp]

42. Hey that Vince guy is good!

After all who else could say "You're gonna love my nuts!" and get men and women everywhere picking up the phone to order a stupid ass slap chop?

Rp

[MessiahRp]

58. Dupe

Dupe... sorry!

[nc4bo]

30. Double post, Browser burp. nt

[Reeta77]

31. What a jack ass.

[spanone]

32. is this little shit comparing himself to President Obama?

[LSK]

33. official lets see Jindal's birth certificate post

:D

[Tatiana]

34. OMG this moran says his dad had to work out a payment plan for his birth like...

it's something to be proud of???

:wtf:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

35. OMG! He sounds like a 5th grader in a school play!

[Chiyo-chichi]

36. Have I stumbled into a preschool story time at the local library?

[Ichingcarpenter]

37. Marsha .... Marsha .... Marsha!!

I can't listen to Jan, I mean Bobby.

[spanone]

38. he sounds like my third grade teacher

[MadBadger]

39. He's Kenneth from 30 Rock

[Rosco T.]

49. "Ms Lemmon, did you see the president kick my ass?"

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

61. Yes! He's channeling Kenneth!!!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

40. Bobby Jindal AKA Flatline.

:rofl:

[nc4bo]

59. Bwahahaha!! MSNBC is a mess. nt

[Patsy Stone]

70. Have I told you lately

how much I love that signature picture?

:spray:

[nc4bo]

78. LOL, she's talking to Jindal!! nt

[deutsey]

This is bizarre. It's like a really bad late-night infomercial.

[deutsey]

55. Does he realize "the government" he's talking about was under Republican control?

What a moron.

[depakid]

41. My god- this guy sounds like one of those junior high documentary overdubs

:rofl:

It's like a 1950's TV show!

or Pleasantville!

[Turborama]

43. Pulling the unecessary "I have **ethnic** roots too" card, what a fucking TOOL!

[Parker CA]

44. He sounds like the character on 30 Rock. This is such a joke, ridiculous.

[Tatiana]

45. "Republicans are willing to work with the President..."

"President's strongest partners..."

Heh... That was some asswhooping our Prez laid on ya, I guess.

[Mr. Sparkle]

46. Yes Bob, Americans can do anything, but Republicans can do jack shit.

[massvsmatter]

47. !!

Anyone hear the "Oh God" whispered as he was walking out on MSNBC????

[me b zola]

99. ...and the laughter

:rofl:

[johnfunk]

109. Clearly. I think that was Rachel Maddow...

... pretty much agreeing with everyone but the dead-enders who saw Jindal. If there's an Emmy this year for Most Epic Fail, Jindal has it sewn up.

[LSK]

is Jindal throwing Bush under the bus????????????

[notadmblnd]

48. he comes across as insincere

It sounds like he's reading his script for the first time, putting the intonation and emphasis on the wrong words. We don't need to worry about him in 2012.

[spanone]

50. maybe he'll remind us who was running the fucking country during katrina

[G_j]

52. Mr Rodgers gone wing-nut

[flvegan]

53. No, seriously. Where's the ACTUAL response?

This just can't be it.

[Turborama]

66. Was this recorded before the speech? If so, what's the fucking point?n/t

[Tatiana]

54. He just did a Bush-like "Heh" chuckle. OMG. This is made of fail.

Embarrassing.

[RL3AO]

56. WTF is this?

Oh. Here comes the rhetoric.

[Sancho]

57. What an idiot! Boring and stupid...

he has been on for 10 minutes and hasn't said anything yet.

[opihimoimoi]

65. another Rod Blago

[Tatiana]

77. Oh at least Rod is entertaining. Jindal is a tone-deaf snoozefest. n/t

[spanone]

60. these fucking republics have absolutely NO CLUE and the people know it

[spanone]

69. how in the hell did this man get elected??? governors are some wierd shits

[Parker CA]

62. This guy makes Sarah Palin look like a professional. I never thought I'd say that about anyone.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

71. She must be fuming that she wasn't chosen!

:rofl:

[Turborama]

83. Our dream ticket: Palin/Jindal 2012 n/t

[Barack_America]

63. This sounds like a Sham Wow commercial. nt

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

64. This is a Rhodes Scholar?

Why do I feel like I was smarter than he is now when I was a high school senior?

[L. Coyote]

67. That is the WORST tie in American politics

[L. Coyote]

76. Imagine all the racist, redneck pukes taking this evening in! LOL.

[Motown_Johnny]

68. He Just Lied About The Train From Vegas To Disneyland... what an ass

[gratuitous]

Lying his ass off

But then, what else is he going to say?

[Tatiana]

72. Whoa... so the MSNBC people meter ISN'T broken.

This guy is flatlining!

[SethInUpstateNY]

73. What a joke this "speech" is!

This guy has the gall to talk about money being spent after all the money they've spent in Iraq.

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

74. did he just lie about the rail line?

[L. Coyote]

It has been repeated enough times now, so it's no longer a lie.

[flvegan]

75. It's like a shittier JD Wentworth commercial.

If he yells "It's my money and I need it now!" I'm sending $100 to a food pantry.

[Patsy Stone]

87. More like:

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

79. So this is the Republicans' Golden Boy?

They're screwed.

[Kansas Wyatt]

98. NOOOO! Tell Republicans they have a real winner there.

:rofl:

[spanone]

80. this man is such a lightweight compared to the President, it's hilarious..SNL skit

[Mr. Sparkle]

81. Are the Republicans been indirectly racist! Michael Steele head of the RNC and now Jindal

giving this speech. Something seems not quite right looking at the party of Millionaires and Billionaires. Have ethic minorities taken over the GOP since November ?

[nc4bo]

85. They'll gain some and lose a bunch going this way. nt

[Parker CA]

82. There could be no clearer comparison of the current parties than Obama's and Jindal's speeches.

This speech by Jindal sounds like it could be a speech made by a high school student running for student body president. It's very bad, very, very bad.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

84. No, most of the state is underwater and the politicians have gotten craftier.

[Parker CA]

86. FEAR, FEAR, TERRA!! Douchebag. This guy sucks.

[BlooInBloo]

88. Quick question: Has faux accent never be republican nominee....

LITERALLY disgagreed with Obama on *anything*?

I've heard a bushel load of *implied* disagreements, but as yet, I don't think I've heard a *literal* disagreement.

And now I'm hearing him admit that they DESERVE to not be in power. ("we will regain your trust")

[deutsey]

89. God, is he still blathering?

[Patsy Stone]

90. So what the heck is he saying, anyway?

Is there a point?

Bueller? Bueller?

[rolltideroll]

106. Good to see another mystie

MST3k is the greatest thing ever made

[Tatiana]

91. OK which is the next colored person the Republicans are going to throw out there? n/t

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

92. Man, I hope he gives up bullshitting for Lent. nt

[Tatiana]

93. OMG DID YOU SEE TWEETY??????

He is cracking the F up!!!!!

[Reeta77]

97. Poor Maddow is just flabbergasted...

[mystieus]

94. "Soviet Menace..." Get him off the air. Please.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

96. Please, he didn't really say that did he?

I must have been getting a sandwich.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

95. Jeebus, what an utterly pedestrian

piece of shit speech. And his delivery is HORRIBLE. This maroon and Mooselini are teh Repigs' "rising stars."

They are SO screwn!

[trudyco]

100. Wow, I'm really happy I watched on MSNBC. Rachel was funny

Tweety was amazing. It is so refreshing after so many years of Repuke mass media. Ah, sanity.

Jindal wants to run for president? The only things he has going for him is he isn't in the tainted congress and he has brown skin so the republicans can do a "me too" bit.

He walks funny, he talks funny, his voice is wimpy, his speech is weird, and as my daughter said, he smiles like Sheldon in the Big Bang THeory.

Oh I hope it's him and Palin.

[CitizenPatriot]

101. did anyone else hear the sound screw up

when jindal was approaching his death?

Dh says he heard jindal say, "oh, god," in a terrified voice.

If an irrelephant whines on national tv, do we have to watch?

[trudyco]

103. It didn't sound like Jindal. nt

[CitizenPatriot]

104. I just read that it was Keith

maybe he was reading Jindal's mind

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Reeta77]

105. Yeah, it was either Matthews or Olbermann...

I think it was Matthews.

[L. Coyote]

102. Calling Comedy Central, calling Dave and Jay, calling Bill Maher, calling Al Franken ....

[Earth Bound Misfit]

110. The Pooch has officially been SCREWN...

For Bobby's 2012 GOP nomination aspirations.


There was the empty appeal to bipartisanship:

"Republicans are ready to work with the new president to provide those solutions. Here in my state of Louisiana, we don’t care what party you belong to if you have good ideas to make life better for our people. We need more of that attitude from both Democrats and Republicans in our nation’s capital".

???WTF??? GOT DETAILS? Jindal's speech contained little that shows he and his party of obstructionists have any clue about how they propose to accomplish this.


"In recent years, these distinctions in philosophy became less clear - because our party got away from its principles. You elected Republicans to champion limited government, fiscal discipline, and personal responsibility. Instead, Republicans went along with earmarks and big government spending in Washington. Republicans lost your trust - and rightly so."

Okay, Bob, How do you propose the GOP will accomplish this? Jindal offered no examples about how being a cost-cutting Republican might help in the immediate future.

Then there was the Required Pukklikan appeal to the 'Murkin spirit:

"To solve our current problems, Washington must lead. But the way to lead is not to raise taxes and not to just put more money and power in hands of Washington politicians. The way to lead is by empowering you, the American people. Because we believe that Americans can do anything.

"The strength of America is not found in our government. It is found in the compassionate hearts and enterprising spirit of our citizens".