Everyone expected Jindal to bring a knife to a gunfight

[MrScorpio]

He showed up with spit wads instead

[Motown_Johnny]

1. instead of a knife.... I think he grabbed a spork

[MrScorpio]

3. School lunch programs have sporks

He would have turned it down

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. A Nerf ball.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. Rubber knife

It wasn't really a good idea even to show up, but Jindal was packing this:

[devilgrrl]

5. He brought Pop Rocks

eom

[lonestarnot]

6. Limp dick.

[deutsey]

7. It was more like he showed up with a can of Cheezwhiz.

Hey, if that stuff gets in your eye, it could...well, be really messy, man.

[KharmaTrain]

8. I've Seen Better Speeches

...at 3am on cable access. This guy already has two strikes against him in that coven. Ya really think the "Joe The Plumbers" would vote for a "brown feller" who is an immigrant? Now c'mon. Here was his chance to make a splash and all he did was a tinkle.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

9. He had the entire Nerf line of combat products.