Octomom Offered $1 Million Porn Contract!

[BlooInBloo]

But remember - any criticism of her, and you're anti-woman. So be careful.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/25/state/n103410S81.DTL

The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn.

Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children.

Suleman gave birth to octuplets at a Bellflower hospital on Jan. 26, and already had six other children. The home the unemployed single-mother lives in is facing foreclosure.

Vivid says the offer was sent Tuesday via overnight mail and there has been no immediate response.

The offer letter says Suleman's video would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has released videos starring Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian.

[SmileyRose]

1. eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

I'm not exactly well versed in porn but that just sounds totally unappetizing.

[BlooInBloo]

2. Betcha they're negotiating with whoever owns james bond to use the name "octopussy".

[friedgreentomatoes]

12. .

:rofl:

:spank:

[SmileyRose]

13. OK that's funny.

is there such a thing as comedy porn? LOL

[Chulanowa]

15. All of it?

One just has to say the phrase "Thirteen inch sausage and sausage pizza" around here to get everyone doubling over in laughter.

[Tunkamerica]

21. They've been calling her Octopuss for weeks.

[BlooInBloo]

23. Not for a video for sale that would be subject to copyright suit, they haven't been.

[Tunkamerica]

24. octo-puss is copyrighted?

somehow i doubt that

[bertman]

3. Let me guess. The name of the movie will be " Octopussy XIV".

edited to say: Dammit Bloo, you beat me to it.

[smalll]

4. OMG. There's no way she won't do this. She needs the money, and is getting no other options.

What I fear is that she will be required to get pregnant AGAIN in preparation for the porn shoot, in order to best appeal to a certain fetish demographic that she is obviously well-positioned to attract. :scared:

[Bicoastal]

5. Don't do it!

That cooter has been through enough trauma already!

[itsrobert]

7. Today's porn usual more than just the "cooter"

Maybe, that's two much information to think about.

[AlCzervik]

9. you don't actually think she delivered those kids vaginally do ya?

[BlooInBloo]

16. Come to think of it - was her hoohah involved with *any* part of this silliness?

[AlCzervik]

17. just in a clinical way.

[AlCzervik]

6. is anyone surprised, i'm not and i'm a little disappointed GoldenPalace.com

hasn't offered up big dollars for the naming rights.

[jeff30997]

8. Yikes!

I guess that Ron Jeremy will be the proud father of her next kid(s).:puke:



Poor kid(s).:cry:

[cutlassmama]

10. God he's disgusting n/t

[cliffordu]

11. His nickname in the industry was "The Hedgehog"

[d_b]

19. the man

[IGotAName]

14. I think that would be a mistake.

If she would have done it before the media circus- to take care of her children- I think she'd be doing it for the right reasons, if that was her choice.

Now, though? She'd be getting pressured into it by the media and countless others who clearly don't care about her. I think she'd regret it.

[BlooInBloo]

18. Gee, ya think?

On the other hand, a million bucks is a million bucks.

[Tunkamerica]

20. According to TMZ....

a rival porn company is offering her a year's worth of diapers not to take the deal.

[MichaelHarris]

22. Will her lips be in it?

I don't want to go to a movie that has her lips in in, those lips should only be used in Sci-Fi.