W keeps making the wrong career moves post-presidency

[WI_DEM]

He turns down the job as a people greeter in a hardware store and then he goes to an elementary school, apparently expecting to be greeted as a hero, and none of the kids appear to know who he is. "Hiya, you know who I am," the Chimp says as he enters one classroom. One confused kid says, "George Washington?" and since that was the closest anybody came to his name, he said, "Yes, George Washington Bush!"

I guess there is always Walmart.

[sarge43]

1. Quick, name a job that he hasn't screwed up. n/t

[YOY]

2. Rich Boy.

He hasn't screwed that one up yet. Still a rich boy. That should have been his job and his career. Doing nothing but sitting around being rich.

[Ilsa]

3. Yeah, but he gives "rich boy" a bad name! nt

[11 Bravo]

7. Drunken frat boy?

[MrCoffee]

9. Coke fiend

[Ilsa]

4. He needs to go back to being a drunk and pissing off his poppy. nt

[sarge43]

5. Yes. His one and only ability. n/t

[HooptieWagon]

6. be fair - he competently clears brush...

won't anyone offer him a job as a landscaper/groundskeeper? I mean, if Karl (Bill Murray) can do it, surely a chimp could...

[damntexdem]

8. George Walmart Bush? Hey, that DOES resonate.

But why not expect wrong career moves post presidency? After all, continuity is an important attribute of human behavior.