The Republican Problem Solver!

[8 track mind]

Go here for the republican answer to all of your problems!

http://gopproblemsolver.com/

[BlueJazz]

1. Great!...I get a Tax Cut. ...a $94,536 tax cut.. Question: (My satillite goes out when it storms)

[FarLeftRage]

2. Ha Ha Ha!!!

What is the biggest problem in your life?
I am unemployed.

Solution
The solution to your problem is a $18,834 tax cut.

Gee, thanks gopproblemsolver!!

[Pakhet]

3. did anyone press the "that doesn't make sense" button?

it says "then the terrorists win"
LOL
oh, and I only got a tax cut of a little over 3000 for my dogs and cats not getting along

[Cerridwen]

4. I got an over $40K tax cut for "bully boss" and only $7916

for no insurance.

LOL

[MrsBrady]

5. the answer to all my problems! n/t

[Joe the Liberal]

6. Lol my problem is "no job".............

the solution I got was a "a $57,284 tax cut." :rofl:

Well I'm not paying taxes if I don't have a job so how the hell does a tax cut help?

[Starry Messenger]

7. The solution to your problem is a $50,639 tax cut.

My problem was "no health care"...dang. I make less than 30,000 so that 50,639 tax cut is going to come in handy. :D

[Ikonoklast]

8. I got a $81,210 tax cut.

My problem was that my Mercedes needs waxing.

What a deal!

[mindwalker_i]

9. I knew I should have published that program

10 PRINT "A $" & (INT(RND(1) * 10000) & " tax cut"
20 GOTO 10