Republican A**hole who You'd Most Like to Slap (just 4 fantasy, I don't encourage actual assault)

[marmar]

..... 'cause I'm a peaceful man.....


That said, after Darrell Issa's knuckle-dragging apperance with Tweety today, I'd like to slap him while wearing a spiked glove.

:evilgrin:

[NMDemDist2]

1. Lizzie Dole lost her seat, but I'd take a pop at Kay Bailey Hutchinson n/t

[Initech]

2. Limpballs... repeatedly.

[babylonsister]

3. BonerMcConnellCantorHannity, not necessarily in that order. nt

[NRaleighLiberal]

7. That's the quartet I'd most like to clobber. good (or bad?) choices! NT

[Earth Bound Misfit]

23. Good answer! eom

[BuyingThyme]

4. The Secret Service has advised me not to respond directly to this inquiry.

[LSparkle]

5. Hot Tub Tom Bugman DeLay a/k/a Barfy McPukeshoes

I'd love to smack his smarmy, giggly face down.

[colorado thinker]

15. ABSOLUTELY!

Hear, hear! :woohoo:

[madmom]

6. Boner.. not contest.

[Thickasabrick]

14. You beat me to him...oh how I detest that tanned freak and just to have one

moment to be able to slap that smirk off his face.....sorry, I get emotional thinking about him.

[Baikonour]

8. Bill Kristol.

Without any hesitation whatsoever.

[Sabriel]

9. I'd just put them in a line and run along it with my hand out.

Saves time having to choose just one.

[chollybocker]

10. The blonde skeletor chick who buys boxfuls of her own books.

Oh, yeah. I'd fracture that.

[marmar]

12. Annthrax would be high on my list too......

n/t

[FrenchieCat]

11. Anderson Cooper!

[colorado thinker]

18. By the way

Adorable baby!

[Frustratedlady]

13. How many extra hands can we use?

Way too many to choose from.

[MadBadger]

16. Greta

[Chipper Chat]

17. Mi-chelle - ma belle

you are such a goofy stupid b**** and you live on Jupiter.

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[Bluebear]

20. Dana Rohrabacher...JD Hayworth....Janet Parshall...oh, somebody stop me!

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

21. Slap? Never.

Roundhouse kick to the head? Now that's a different story...

[TheCowsCameHome]

22. That cigar-chomping bloated pig behind the EIB microphone.

[tridim]

24. I'm going with Glenn Beck because I know he wouldn't try to hit me back.

Although slapping Hannity would be sweet too.

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

25. Mushmouth Lindsey Graham!

I'm talking open-palm, fingers splayed, raise a welt kind of slap!

[ThoughtCriminal]

26. Oh heck no. Just "experiment"

I'd rather put them on an island. Nice but isolated. Plenty of supplies - enough to last 10 years or more.

Check back in a year and see how it's worked out.

Prediction: "Lord of the Flies" would be Eden in comparison. I'm not sure who the last cannibal survivor would be.

[LanternWaste]

27. DeLay, Gingrich, Cheney, Rumsfeld...

DeLay, Gingrich, Cheney, Rumsfeld...

Didn't even have to think about it, I'm ashamed to admit that after hearing the word "slap", those four names just popped uninvited into my wee brain...

Anyone familiar with How I Met Your Mother and the slap-bet episode is fully aware of how terribly hard I want to slap them

[Fire1]

28. Delay and McConnell

[ColbertWatcher]

29. Old Man Reagan and Milton Friedman.

Dig 'em both up, slap their corpses and let people fill the graves back over by crapping on them.

[Optical.Catalyst]

30. I'd like to put four and a palm print on the Republican blowup doll

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[Urban Prairie]

31. Since guys normally can't slap females...

Without appearing abusive (even if it is deserving) mine would be Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Condoleeza Rice, and Babs Bush.

[Zhade]

32. robcon

NT!

[OhioChick]

34. .......

:rofl:

[stillcool]

33. Jeff Sessions

[santamargarita]

35. All of them!

:mad:

[Ardent15]

36. Eric Cantor. Little bastard

[Supersedeas]

38. Eric Cantor or Jeb Hensarling

[lib2DaBone]

37. Lyndsey Graham, Mitch McConnel, John Boner, Rush Limpballs, Newt Gingich

..ignorance personified in the American Public.

[barb162]

39. McConnell, about 100 times n/t

[W_HAMILTON]

40. Tom Delay.

I almost slapped the TV listening to him on Hardball yesterday.

Good God, what a moron.