Boner ...... does anyone else have orange skin?

[Stinky The Clown]

What's with him? His skin appears orange.

Bright orange sometimes. Barely orange at other times. But always orange.

Artificial tanning cream?

:shrug:

[Donnachaidh]

1. combo -- cheap tanning cream and cirhossis of the liver. n/t

[lumberjack_jeff]

2. His mom's gardner was an Ooompa Loompa. Coincidence, I'm sure. n/t

[Botany]

3. It is the Rob Roy's that do it

[SoCalDem]

4. His stock in Krylon has quadrupled

[hvn_nbr_2]

5. Dontja know? Orange is the color of...

the afterglow from having a seance with Reagan's zombie soul.

[DJ13]

6. An orange boner could be a sign of an STD

[Hello_Kitty]

10. Citrusphilis? eom

[SmileyRose]

12. I hate you.

Twice I spit tea out my nose because of you.

:rofl: :rofl:

[DJ13]

15. sorry!

:hide:

[lumberjack_jeff]

14. Or a fondness for cheetos and porn. n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. Yes. Sunkist -Toned Dick

Not life threatening, however.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Homeland Security orange. Along with his Siberian Husky-like eyes.

Very distinguishing, don't you think?

[DrDan]

8. well - that skin color coupled with his practiced adult-voice makes for a

verrrrrry scary person.

[Hello_Kitty]

9. I did back when I had a tanning bed addiction.

I look at pictures of myself back then and cringe at how ridiculous I looked having a deep tan in Washington state in November.

[TahitiNut]

11. He's trying to get the vote of Native Americans and Asian-Americans ...

... and couldn't decide between red and yellow ... so he did both.

:hide:

[walkaway]

13. It seems more persimmon than orange(nt)

[fascisthunter]

17. alcoholism

[Hardrada]

18. Mittens! You forgot Mittens?

[Kip Humphrey]

19. In Boner's case, I believe that would be foreskin, orange foreskin.

[rucky]

20. somebody call a mohel

[stevedeshazer]

21. A-Roid

[KamaAina]

22. So Boner went to his doctor

and said, "Doc! My, uh, thing is orange."

"Orange? Well, that happens sometimes. Take these pills and come back if they don't work."

Two weeks later: "Doc? My thing's still orange."

"Um, John, may I ask you a personal question?"

"Sure, Doc."

"Have you been doing anything, you know, unusual lately?"

"Naw. Just watching my videos of Sarah Palin's campaign speeches, and eating Chee-tos."

[lame54]

23. ...

:applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :spank:

[tnlefty]

24. As an 11 month old one of my kids did. He went through a phase

of insisting on eating a lot of carrots and sweet potatoes. Somehow, I don't think Boner gets his from eating too many orange veggies.

Perhaps from preferring to drink, as opposed to eating, tanning cream, and a tanning bed. :shrug: It's hideous, for sure.

[Historic NY]

25. Old Mitt looked tan or maybe he fell in a pile of s--t.

[annabanana]

26. An Oompa Loompa who got into the steroids. . . . . . n/t

[GA_ArmyVet]

27. No mine stays the same color it always is off white, (NT)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

28. They work for Willy Wonka.

[AlCzervik]

29. He's attempting to become a negative. A few more swigs of self tanner and he's going

to be a success.