CAPTION Newt: the anti-Obama

[BurtWorm]

"I look evil, but I'm really as harmless as a castrated chinchilla."






http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/01/magazine/01republicans-t.html?ref=magazine

[SpiralHawk]

1. "As THE anti-Obama, I am thinking about dumping my latest wife." - Newtie (R)

"That's right. As the OFFICIAL Republicon Homelander Chickenhawk anti-Obama, I am naturally drawing, um, inspiration from my Wide-Stance Republicon Family Values. Therefore, just as I dumped my first wife (while she was in the hospital) so I could get it on with my hot, young secretary, I am MEDITATING on whether it's time to dump another wife to demonstrate my Strict Adherence to Core Republicon 'Values.' Smirk.

"P.S. - Did I mention that I am Totally Onboard with the 'I hope America FAILS crowd, spearheaded by our Numero Uno Homelander Chickenhawk, Rush 'Draft-DodgingDrug-Abuser' Limbaugh -- a model republicon if ever there was one. Even Joe the Plumber ASSUMES THE POSITION for Rush, as do all obedient Republicons. Smirk."

- Newtie (R) http://mediamatters.org/altercation/200703090003

[lunatica]

2. I can't caption

I'm laughing too damn hard!!!
:rofl: :spray:

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

3. it's 4:45. do you know where your party is?

[Pharaoh]

4. Rosemarys Baby

Grows up :party:

[graywarrior]

5. He looks like a troll you'd find under a bridge

or an evil leprechaun

[lunatica]

6. Now there's a face you can trust

:rofl:

[Oilwellian]

7. Tweety showed this the other day

Said Newt looked like a warlock. :rofl:

[NOW tense]

8. I am the Anti-Obama. I don't have any ideas and I am morally bankrupt. n/t

[FSogol]

9. Newt Gingrinch: "No, We Can't!"

:puke:

[DFW]

10. He's really starting to look his age

And anyway, NEVER trust anyone whose handshake is limp like a dead fish.
For that reason alone, he'll never make it past first base of the comeback
derby.

[47of74]

11. Yes, I am the anti-Christ

[pleah]

12. Eyes of Newt.

That is one scary pic.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Satan breeds with Keebler Elf. Behold the horror. n/t

[alfredo]

14. Go ahead and drink it, don't mind the partially dissolved pill in the glass.