Limbaugh to receive "Defender of the Constitution" award tonight...

[kentuck]

From CPAC and the Republican Party. And they say he is not their spokesman? He is just a "comedian"? They seem to be putting all their eggs in Rush's basket? This is the "new" Republican Party. Same as the old Republican Party.

[Deja Q]

1. Is first prize a large bucket of oxycontin and a lifetime supply of fried chicken?

(That wasn't taken from "The Onion", I hope?)

[Donnachaidh]

2. don't forget the swag bag of Viagra and K-Y for his next Domincan Republic trip n/t

[Deja Q]

What's the K-Y for?

Or should I say "Who"?

:scared:

[Botany]

5. Beat me to it by one minute.

:rofl:

[Botany]

3. Does he get a plane ticket to the Dominican Republic where he can go and

.... screw under age boys?

Funny how the right forgets about his bag of viagra trip to the D.R. and why
he went down there.

[Deja Q]

4. Oh, *that*'s who...

If he is indeed a child molester, anyone supporting or defending him should do a complete re-assessment of their beliefs.

[Botany]

16. not to the "true believers" .... they forget and forgive so much.

Reagan lied about Iran Contra and how he helped to free the death camps in WW II

Newt was playing around on w/ wife #3 (?) when he was after Clinton for the B.J..

Tom Delay hired "trial lawyers" when he had a case but later spoke about how evil
they were.

Karl Rove doesn't believe in God and good chance he and Jeff Gannon had sex ....
Jeff knew about a demonstration @ Karl's house that was not in the press.

Nancy "just say no" liked her drugs.

Bill O'Rielly had his sexual harassment suit.

Ollie North was dealing w/ Iran ... and Iran was behind the bombing of the U.S. Marines
in Lebanon.

[Happyhippychick]

6. Please refer to him by his self-inspired nickname: Porkulus.

[Darth_Kitten]

7. Rush couldn't defend a bucket of KFC with curly fries from a pack of wild dogs without .....

throwing out his hip.

:evilgrin:

[Orrex]

8. Time for a limerick

Those who think him a valiant Defender
Would likely do well to remember
That his junket abroad
Involved medical fraud,
And made him an upstanding member.

[DJ13]

9. Those illiterate Republicans

It was supposed to say "Defiler of the Constitution".

They cant get anything right!

[spanone]

10. they are not only out of touch, they are out of their fucking minds.

the more they embrace limbaugh and coulter the better our chances in the future

[Kitty Herder]

11. That is sick and deeply disturbing.

Have any of them even fucking read the Constitution?

[Deja Q]

13. Facts are useless things.

:shrug:

[notadmblnd]

12. hey, I can print up meaningless awards on my computer too

All you need is a MS Office template. I haven't quite figured out how to thread the toilet paper through my printer yet though.:shrug:

[Deja Q]

14. And clog the printer?! That's a waste of a good $25 printer + $80 worth of ink.

[JackBeck]

15. I hope he thanks the ACLU in his speech for helping him protect his medical records.

What? A boy can dream can't he?

[givemebackmycountry]

17. "Defender of the Constitution"?

Excuse me, but I thought that the boils on his large ass exempted him from that important battle.

Maybe I'm wrong?

Nah, I don't think so.

[necso]

18. Well, there's an oxy-moron. /nt

[PatrynXX]

19. I heard that.

Almost did a spitack. (sp) It was like WHAT THE FUCK? The award just proves the CPAC is a complete joke. Hopefully someone will throw a custard pie at him. Maybe even a Repuke :) that'd be sweet. He pisses on the constitution quite often. I only say that because for some reason, his words (unlike Ann Coulter) seem to equal political action. Even Leni Riefenstahl was better because I don't entirely think she inspired Hitler to do anything. She simply portrayed Hitler in some sort of good light. Rush went beyond that.

[lordsummerisle]

20. If that isn't an Onion headline

it sure ought to be...:rofl:

[greenbriar]

21. Keith will be talking about this

Monday