Coulter funniest woman on the planet

[brettdale]

According to Faux news.

I cant believe the reviewer would be that over the top.

http://foxforum.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/02/28/deseno_cpac_coulter_comedy/#comment-994752

Ann Coulter is the funniest woman on the planet. I don’t know why the media always paints her as the toughest man on the planet. No one is better at putting funnies into serious stories.

She started right in against the liberal media, telling the crowd that every host at MSNBC went to the “alternative prom” in high school. The crowd cracked up, and the jokes and the laughter grew from there.

She had a theme about Obama being the media’s newborn baby, and how the doting parents are melting each time he learns something new. There was even a joke about bed wetting (only Coulter can get away with that).

Then she took on the Obama/Jesus comparisons, noting that as leader of the 12 Apostles, Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.

However she did give the Democrats and the media props for even knowing who Jesus is. ”Apparently they like carpenters — it’s plumbers they hate.”

The other comparison the media makes is that Obama is like Lincoln, but Ann said at no time did Honest Abe ever vote “present” on a bill. As for the Obama/Reagan comparisons, they are made, according to Ann, because there is no great Democratic president worth comparing him with. Priceless!

There were about 3 dozen jokes I didn’t write down because I was laughing too hard.

I can’t wait for the YouTube video.

[Xipe Totec]

1. She's a funny person

but not in the sense they mean.

[donheld]

2. Only if funny equals daffy, stupid, insane or

any other such variations of "funny."

[Faygo Kid]

3. Her latest, on teachers: "Lethargic incompetents who kick off at 2 every day and get summers off."

"Actually, that's not fair: Some teachers spend long hours after school having sex with their students."

ha. ha. ha. ha.

Not.

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. Funny in an animatronic corpse sort of way....

[mwb970]

5. Well, the "jokes" quoted here are certainly lame.

I doubt that the other three dozen are much better. More proof, not that we need it: conservatives cannot do comedy, period.

[Berry Cool]

6. Ann Coulter is funny, and I'm sure the above described routine was funny,

in the same way that the jocks and other most popular kids at school were funny when they laughed at and picked on the other kids.

You know...the unattractive ones?

The fat ones?

The nerdy ones?

The ones who weren't white?

The ones who spoke with an accent?

The ones whose families were considered weird?

The ones with one or even two missing parents, being raised by someone else?

The poor ones?

The disabled ones?

The geniuses?

In short, the "different" ones?

The "popular kids" had a million jokes, and they told 'em all to each other while sitting around the cafeteria table--you know, the one only THEY were allowed to sit at, not you--and they broke each other up laughing. Boy, was it a scream, laughing at and making fun of people not like yourself. High-larious. They almost died laughing, it was so funny.

Now, ask yourself:

Where are those people now?

Most of them, I mean?

It's too bad some of them grow up to be Rush Limbaughs and Ann Coulters, actually ridiculing others for fun and profit. They should all be consigned to the same ignominy as most of the jerks you went to high school with.

[lsewpershad]

7. Funny?????????????

I guess in an obnoxious sort of way.

[Lint Head]

8. Skeletons can be funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh_gE34U2qQ

[LiberalFighter]

9. How would she know that Lincoln never voted present?

[Orrin_73]

10. I liked this comment

"Comment by Sexy toe sucker
February 28th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

I understand that one prominet guest at this GOP meeting was JOE the PLUMBER, Ironic where would you most find a plumber , whenyou are surronded by FECAL MATTER."

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