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Edited on Sun Mar-01-09 08:27 AM by Aviation Pro
...because it deserves the fucking frisking of the millenium. This fat bag of fucking shit, this boy buggerer, this drug-addled motherfucker of elephantine proportions is in need of the world's, nay the galaxy's, largest plasma enema ever so his body can be consumed beyond anything that the transfer of energy can contain. Here's the fucking link from that waste of a web site that is inhabited by basement dwellers who when not attending a teabag party (what the fuck was that shit?) are rubbing feces over their gelatinous, gooey bodies: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2196619/postsEdited to cut down the possiblity that Napoleon Jr. (from Animal Farm) might complain about "copyright infringement." Cry me a river, you fucking human pustule of an oxygen thief. Rush's First Televised Address To The Nation: CPAC Speech RushLimbaugh.com ^ | February 28, 2009 | Rush Limbaugh
Posted on Sunday, March 01, 2009 5:19:58 AM by ConservativeStLouisGuy
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT RUSH: Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you all very, very much. Thank you all. I can't tell you how wonderful that makes me feel. It happens everywhere I go, but it's still special here. < Laughter > If you all will indulge me, I learned something, I guess, it's early Friday morning that I didn't know. Friday morning is when I learned this. I learned that Fox, God love them, is televising this speech on the Fox News Channel, which means, ladies and gentleman, this is my first ever address to the nation. Now, I have someone in back taking phone numbers. In fact, I would like to introduce to you my security chief, a man who runs all of my security. His name is Joseph Stalin. Joseph, would you please -- I am safe from any liberal attack, in public, because they would be afraid of offending Stalin. Now the opportunity here to address the nation, a serious one, it really is. And I want to take it seriously. I want to address something. I know that people are probably watching this who never have listened to my program and may not even really know what conservatism is. They think they do based on how they've been told -- the way we've been impugned and maligned and so forth. One of the things that is totally erroneous about me -- and I just want to get this up front -- is that I'm pompous. And that I am arrogant. Neither of these things are remotely true. I can tell you a joke to illustrate this. Larry King passed away, goes to heaven. He's greeted by Saint Peter at the gates. Saint Peter says, "Welcome, Mr. King, it's great to have you here. I want to show you around, give you an idea of what's here, maybe you can pick a place that you'd like to reside." King says, "I just have one question: Is Rush Limbaugh here?" "No, he's got a lot of time yet, Mr. King." So Saint Peter begins the tour. Larry King sees the various places and it's beyond anything we can imagine in terms of beauty. Finally, he gets to the biggest room of all, with this giant throne. And over the throne is a flashing beautiful angelic neon sign that says "Rush Limbaugh." And Larry King looks at Saint Peter and says: "I thought you said he wasn't here." "He said, he's not, he's not. This is God's room. He just thinks he's Rush Limbaugh." So you see I'm not pompous. *Snip* RUSH: I understand it's mutual. And I hear people -- you have made my heart grow so much that it barely fits in my chest cavity here tonight. But the things that by virtue of your listening to my radio show and being active in this movement that we all cherish and love, you have meant more to me, my family and my life than whatever it is I might mean to you, even though I know that's considerable. You still can't outdo the absolute joy and awe and thanks I feel for all of you. I've been doing this for 20 years and the numbers just keep growing. And I can't tell you how appreciative I am and proud to be in a movement with the same passions, desires and core beliefs that all of you have, because we know that it's right for the country, and we know it's right for people. It's not something that has to be forced on them. It's not something that has to be authoritatively pressed on them. We are what is, and that's why we are an enemy because we're effective. The people that do want control look at us as the enemy. We're always going to be -- don't ever measure your success by how many Drive-By Media reports you see that are fair to us. Never going to happen. Don't measure your success by how many people like you. Just worry about how they vote. And then at the end of the day how they live, but that's really none of your business once they close the doors. Thank you all very much. It's been great. END TRANSCRIPT
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