Apparently this is our "perfect" candidate

[SoCalDem]

(or someone like him)



he's modest

he's a quiet, thoughtful man

his wife makes her own clothing and bakes her own bread

he probably has a large house, but he most likely built it himself and it's not ostentatious

he probably is against all war

He's very earth-friendly and likes animals..(his engine is an oats-guzzler..)

[mondo joe]

1. But is he pro-choice?

[onehandle]

2. DLC! DLC! nt

[bleever]

3. Show me shoeless children with their ribs showing.

Then we're talking.

[Fierce]

4. Nah, he hasn't sold the horse yet

to feed hungry people. He's way too rich and mean.

[Horse with no Name]

17. But has he eaten the horse?

:shrug:

[Fierce]

18. What kind of house does the horse live in?

Assuming he hasn't eaten it.

[SoCalDem]

23. A Horse house, of course

not to be confused with a whorehouse, of course :)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. Uhuh. No friggin way.

The Amish are evul.

http://www.geocities.com/beaver_militia/recon.html

[rhiannon55]

6. Where does he stand on gay rights?

:eyes:

[SoCalDem]

7. It's not nice to stand on gays.. or anybody (you could break a rib)

:)

[Lost-in-FL]

10. LOL!!!

:rofl: :spray:

[rurallib]

8. Only slightly relevant - one of the funniest things I ever saw

I live in Iowa near the Amish areas. My daughter had a game one Saturday afternoon right in the middle of the Amish community. As I was leaving, I stopped at the local grocery and got a cold pop and a snack. When I came back out to my car, I noticed an Amish Lady walk out behind me and get into her buggy. She had a paper grocery sack. After she sat down, she reached into the bag and pulled out a 12 pack of BUd. She tore one out and slammed it down and tossed the empty in the back. She then opened another, took the reins and headed off down the road. I sat in my car just laughing.

[Fierce]

15. If I were an Amish woman,

I might be drinking a lot before I headed home, too.

[mondo joe]

9. You mean that HORSE ENSLAVER?

[JohnnyLib2]

11. What? No halo?

We need standards, dang it.

[eleny]

12. He's not strong on defense!

[SoCalDem]

24. But, if you have many friends, you may have fewer enemies

:)

[The Straight Story]

13. I think that is GORE! The beard is a dead giveaway!

:rofl:

[ThomWV]

14. According To Recent Reports He Also Grows Weed In Canada And Sells It In LA

Making lots and lots of money in the process ....

[SoCalDem]

16. God created weed, didn't he?

and it's natural:)

[Nicole]

19. Does he carry a pooper scooper on that thing?

If not I'm not voting for him!

[SoCalDem]

20. And take away jobs? That's what the rodeo clowns do in the off-season

they go to Amish country and clean the roads :)

[Nicole]

21. My bad!

Poop away!:rofl:

[MoseyWalker]

22. It's gotta be Santa Claus, or nobody

and I'm set in my ways about that.

[Zorra]

25. Forget it, that's the radical that wants to create a Department of Peace.

He'll never get elected after spouting such lunacy.

[SoCalDem]

26. What is this "peace" that you speak of? n/t

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

27. Oh HOGWASH! I KNow For Certain That ZZ Top Guy Drives Lavish Gas Guzzlers!

[upi402]

28. Oh look how he flaunts that carriage with those killer halogens

That capitalist bastid!