Too much politics, here's something nonpolitical and funny

[jollyreaper2112]

Too much heavy stuff going on in the news, we need a laugh break. This sprung into my head on the drive home. If you don't like it, the challenge is to write something funnier. The gauntlet is thrown down.


Yes...

I cant believe this freeze today
Oh, I cant close my eyes and make it go away
How long...
How long must we freeze our brains?
How long? how long...

cause tonight...I can make you one
Tonight...

Sticky smears ‘cross childrens cheeks
Sprinkles strewn across the creamy treat
But I wont heed the diet’s call
It puts my weight up
Puts my scale up against the wall

Sundae, yummy sundae
Sundae, yummy sundae
Sundae, yummy sundae (Sundae, yummy sundae...)
(allright who wants ice cream?!)

And the dessert’s just begun
There’s many boss, but hell, I’ll have one
The belt is dug in against our guts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters tearing on sugar highs

Sundae, yummy sundae
Sundae, yummy sundae

How long...
How long must we freeze our brains?
How long? how long...

cause tonight...I can make you one
Tonight...
Tonight...

Sundae, yummy sundae (tonight)
Tonight
Sundae, bloody sundae (tonight)
(come get some!)

Wipe the smears from your cheek
Wipe your smears away
Wipe your smears away
I wipe your smears away
(sundae, bloody sundae)
I wipe your syrup shot eyes
(sundae, yummy sundae)

Sundae, yummy sundae (sundae, bloody sundae)
Ice cream, scream for ice cream (ice cream, scream for ice cream)
(here I come!)

And its true we need our spoons
When treats’re confection and veggies formality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink and maybe tomorrow some pie

The second course yet begun (sundae, yummy sundae)
To claim the victory the good humour man won (sundae, yummy sundae)
On...

sundae, bloody sundae
sundae, bloody sundae


Alas, I do not have the skill to make this into a video but here's a reimagining of the song with Richard Cheese and Lazytown.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zCbvfKhtms0

Ok, back to the impeachment. :)