Crazy Obama Birth Certificate Tinfoil Hatters Not Only Lose in Court, but Get Snarked by Judge!

[johnfunk]

:rofl: :rofl:

Judge assails cases doubting Obama's citizenship

By NEDRA PICKLER

WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal judge on Thursday threw out a lawsuit questioning President Barack Obama's citizenship, lambasting the case as a waste of the court's time and suggesting the plaintiff's attorney may have to compensate the president's lawyer.

In an argument popular on the Internet and taken seriously practically nowhere else, Obama's critics argue he is ineligible to be president because he is not a "natural-born citizen" as the Constitution requires.

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Robertson ordered plaintiff's attorney John Hemenway of Colorado Springs, Colo., to show why he hasn't violated court rules barring frivolous and harassing cases and shouldn't have to pay Obama's attorney, Bob Bauer, for his time arguing that the case should be thrown out.

Oh, ssssSSSSSSSNAP!

[rurallib]

1. Is the judged getting hammered and threatened on freeperville?

[sinkingfeeling]

14. Ah the FR minds are at work....

To: bestintxas
First we will go after the media then the “judges”. If not for these two bastions of constitutional indignation the demoncrat party would not even exist.
7 posted on Friday, March 06, 2009 9:08:11 AM by mkcc30 ("Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.")


To: bestintxas
even though Hawaiian officials have said the document is authentic
Only if you have no reading comprehension skills...

"Therefore, I as Director of Health for the State of Hawai‘i, along with the Registrar of Vital Statistics who has statutory authority to oversee and maintain these type of vital records, have personally seen and verified that the Hawai‘i State Department of Health has Sen. Obama’s original birth certificate on record in accordance with state policies and procedures," Fukino said.

Statement by DOH Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino

They only verified they have a birth certificate on record.


15 posted on Friday, March 06, 2009 9:20:34 AM by ravingnutter

To: bestintxas
suggesting the plaintiff's attorney may have to compensate the president's lawyer.

Then put on your man panties and do it your "honor".

3 posted on Friday, March 06, 2009 8:53:31 AM by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)

[onethatcares]

29. what are "man panties"???

:wtf: looks like cripplecreek is up the creek.

Damn it, I hate when they ruin a song that way, Up on Cripple Creek, she sends me

[BOSSHOG]

2. On a related issue

bobby jindal said his mother was pregnant with him when she arrived in this country. If life begins at conception was he born in this country? Can the argument be made that he was a living viable human prior to being in this country? No doubt someone with conservative values can explain this away as they do the old testament.

[lolly]

5. Moot Point

After his performance on the teevee the other day, Jindal has about as much chance of getting the presidency as Spongebob Squarepants.

[jody]

6. Your argument confuses "conception" with being "born". The issue is "when does life begin." n/t

[BOSSHOG]

10. And I can profile a

Muslim terrorist merely by knowing his middle name.

[jody]

16. Root on BOSSHOG, root on! n/t

[moggie]

15. 3.5 billion years ago

And the US didn't exist then, so no living thing is eligible to be president.

[jody]

20. Agree! All living things today are descended from that first life form. We now know that each

human begins when a "living" sperm fuses with a "living" ovum which may or may not result in a birth about nine months later.

[myrna minx]

31. Ah, but it's a well kept secret that Adam and Ever were red blooded Murikans,

and the Bible was written in English, so perhaps everyone on Earth is actually Muriken. :wow: (My head hurts from their "logic".)

[Pacifist Patriot]

17. Trite, but I know the answer to that.

When my last kid graduates from college!

[jody]

21. As a grandfather, let me warn you that even graduation from college may not suffice. n/t

[autorank]

25. But of course but BOSSHOG solved the riddle. Maybe this is where t

these stupid arguments come from;)

[jody]

27. "solved the riddle", that's the funniest thing I've read all day. n/t

[CTyankee]

32. The Constitution says "born" in the U.S. to be president. The RTLifers have as much as admitted

that there is "born" and not born, such as their little "unborn" and/or "pre-born" (my fave) children.

So the letter of the Constitution, if you are a strict constructionist, is "born", as in what you have to be in the U.S. to be president.

[Ms. Toad]

35. Aww...you're no fun...

I thought it was a cute idea, especially with what is going on these days to define life as beginning at conception. Kind of makes birth irrelevant.

[jody]

36. I reject all creationism and its dependence upon forces that override the laws of nature as we know

them or will discover them.

I do however marvel at the variety of complex organisms that evolution has produced over the past 3.7 billion years.

Given the real probability that intelligent life exist on other planets that are perhaps billions of years more evolved than we humans, I tremble at how insignificant I am as a mere human compared to their intelligence.

[malaise]

7. I love it

:rofl:

[Judi Lynn]

9. So true! According to his own wingers, he was already a complete person when he got here! Ha! n/t

[ddeclue]

12. In any event he's not a "viable" candidate for the Presidency if his TV

appearance last week is any indication...

:rofl:

[SteelPenguin]

26. hmm

Don't right wingers rail against immigrants who come here to get their babies born in the U.S. for insta-citizenship?

[BOSSHOG]

30. So those babies

were not "life" before they came out of the womb? Doesn't that fuck up their argument against abortion? Thanks for that perspective. I guess if one's life is based on beliefs, one's beliefs can change situationally.

[badgerpup]

34. Does that mean that Bobby Jindal was an 'anchor baby' too?

The other 'anchor baby' I had in mind was Michelle Malkin...:evilgrin:

[pleah]

3. Freepers are the craziest people.

:rofl: :rofl:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

4. LMFAO!!! Go Judge! That Is Too Damn Funny.

I hope he makes them pay!!!!!

[WeDidIt]

8. This is just proof of the conspiracy

That was a clinton appointed judge.

The COLB is a fake.

The Republican govenror of Hawaii is in on the conspiracy.

The election authorities of all fifty states are in on the conspiracy.

Stanley Ann Dunham conspired to put baby Barry into the white house in 1961.

/dumbass Republan :tinfoilhat:

[lolly]

13. You left out something

"He killed his grandmother right before the election to keep her from spilling the beans"

[Kalyke]

22. Something else...

Hawaiian newspapers conspired in 1961 to announce the birth of Barack Obama at a local hospital so that it would seem that he was really born here.

:eyes:

[Judi Lynn]

11. Glad he left them with the earned chastisement. Thank you! n/t

[barbtries]

18. perhaps

sense will prevail over nonsense in this world yet.

[philly_bob]

19. Philadelphia's "Evening Bulletin" ran the birth certificate story big.

Supported from deep pockets of rich Catholic, almost no advertising.

[onenote]

23. here is a link to Judge Robertson's opinion --its a fun read

http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/hollister-soetoromemorandum.pdf

At one point he points out that Philip Berg is really the plaintiff in this case and that he's an "agent provacateur"!

[autorank]

24. Sweet! johnfunk delivers

This is stupid beyond belief. It's been around long enough. Good for the judge.

If you want to spread b.s., you'll at least have to pay for it is the message.

k*r

[suede1]

28. Wish this happened more often. I hope they have to pay big time.

[marshall]

33. The birth certificae BS is starting to rise to the heights of the World Trade Center theories

Do they really think Obama's parents and grandparents would have had a clue that he would be president one day, and that they needed to create a false birth certificate?