Contest: Rename John Mccain's campaign bus:

[npincus]

The "Straight Talk Express" seems a bit passe, McCain needs a new name for that bus. DUers, name that bus.

Contest winner gets an all-expense paid 2 week vacation at the Baghdad Marriot-- BYOB (Bring Your Own Bullets). Don't worry, Americans are SAFE in many Baghdad neighborhoods! The 'surge' is WORKING! McCain said so!

Here he is telling you all about it: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/03/27/michael-ware-i-dont-know-what-part-of-neverland-senator-mccain-is-talking-about/



Vote McCain in 2008!


Mine: "The Talk Shit Express"

[hatrack]

1. Waffle Wagon 2008

:evilgrin:

[matt007]

2. The Straight to Hell Express

which is exactly where we will be under another repub. pres

[ComerPerro]

3. Someone here, maybe Horse With No Name?, came up with "Bullshit Bus"

[Horse with no Name]

21. Thanks!

That was mine.:)

[ComerPerro]

27. thought I remembered your rant... LOL

[Horse with no Name]

34. I have so many

:D Good of you to keep them straight.:thumbsup:

[Richard Steele]

43. It was a good one. Good enough for 20 minutes of 'shoppin, anyway:

(Artist's conception. Actual Bullshit Bus may vary. Void where inhibited.)

[EFerrari]

4. Kiss@ss Caboose. n/t

[obaman08]

5. Full of shit..

and holding my ankles for shifty.

[hang a left]

6. "Back To The Senate With Your Ass Express"

[bryant69]

7. The Rip Off Train

Which is a song - but about a train I guess.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[Kerry fan]

8. Forked Tongue Express.

Or, Delusional Minds Express.

[Windy]

9. The BI-Polar express! n/t

[asjr]

16. That's a good one!

[guitar man]

10. The Alzheimers Express

Q: “I mean, I think you’d probably agree it probably does help stop it?”

Mr. McCain: (Laughs) “Are we on the Straight Talk express? I’m not informed enough on it. Let me find out. You know, I’m sure I’ve taken a position on it on the past. I have to find out what my position was. Brian, would you find out what my position is on contraception – I’m sure I’m opposed to government spending on it, I’m sure I support the president’s policies on it.”

[Jacobin]

11. The Baghdad Bandwagon

[hang a left]

12. lol

Best one yet.

[Libby2]

37. ding, ding, ding, we have a winner.

[Zorra]

13. "Backward". n/t

[librechik]

23. Good one, Z--I pick "Under the..."

becuz after the "Deadline: Out of Iraq 3/08" law passes over JR's veto, that's where McCain will be

[Kerry fan]

14. But, why do I need to bring bullets?

I am going to stay in one of "McCains SAFE Neighborhoods". McCain is going to stay there with me, isn't he?

[npincus]

40. just in case you see that insurgent, Michael Ware, over there...

[salin]

15. Straight to H*ll Express ?

[Nickster]

17. Any Way the Wind Blows Express. n/t

[Cha]

41. That's too nice..mccain is

a senile old man that lies on tv and then lies again when confronted with the truth.

"The Dead-End Bus".

[sutz12]

18. The Spin-mobile.....only right turns allowed. nt

[Sequoia]

19. Word Speak Cruiser

[HCE SuiGeneris]

20. The Magical Mythical Truth Bus n/t

[AndyA]

22. McCain 2008: The Shitrocket Express will be coming to your town soon!

Everyone step right up and hop onboard the Shitrocket Express for a trip right down the toilet. Sewage can be fun! Vote McCain 2008 and lower your standards of living!

[flvegan]

24. The Wankmobile, complete with "Baby On Board" window sign.

[cali]

25. The Wheels Off Express.

He's soo cooked. And so yesterday. Hang it up, McPain.

[Terri S]

26. Sold-my-Soul Train nt

[npincus]

33. LOL

I loved that show from way back!

[LSK]

28. The Straight From Talking Points Express

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

29. The Pulling It Straight Out of My Ass Express. n/t

[Orsino]

30. Doubletalk Express. n/t

[Richard Steele]

31. "Pandemonium Snowball Transport inc."

[bluedog]

32. Junk Yard Dog!

[verse18]

35. "Gimme a ho if you got your funky bus fare"

Ho, Ho, Ho
There's a DoubleTalk bus comin' down the street
Movin pretty fast
So kinda shuffle your feet
Get on the bus, pay your fare
Tell the driver that you're
Goin' to a DoubleTalk Affair
Fe Fi Fo Fum
Well I'll be darn here it comes
The DoubleTalk Bus is on the street
You better get off the curb
Move yo feet

[Lugnut]

36. Too easy

The Bullshit Express.

[11 Bravo]

38. The "Whatever it Takes" Local (McCain no longer has an "Express")

[bunkerbuster1]

39. The "You can't do it, my friend" bus

After what should be an infamous (but is, in fact, rarely mentioned today) exchange with a heckler, wherein we learn that McCain believes Americans wouldn't pick lettuce for $50 an hour:

from http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/05/ldt.01.html

SEN. JOHN MCCAIN (R), ARIZONA: Now, my friends, I'll offer anybody here $50 an hour if you'll go pick lettuce in Yuma this season and pick for the whole season. So -- OK? Sign up. OK.

You sign up. You sign up, and you'll be there for the whole season, the whole season. OK? Not just one day. Because you can't do it, my friend.

[MoonRiver]

42. Bullshit Express

[RedStateShame]

44. The Spirit of Bob Dole

[Richard Steele]

49. Nice one!

:thumbsup:

[Beausoleil]

45. The Flip-Flop Flyer

[ChairmanAgnostic]

46. straight jacket depressed.

because if he gets any more deluded, that is what they will need to apply.

[Little Wing]

47. The Freewheelin' Fabricator

The Lyin Limo
The Airbag Aero
The Guantanamo Gulfstream

[JohnnyBoots]

48. "Crazy Train" n/t