I'm Hunting Witchessth

[hang a left]

[Demeter]

1. Why?

[hang a left]

2. Cuz...

it's witch season.

[JuniperLea]

4. Those pesky witches!

Give 'em hell, Elmer!

[TechBear_Seattle]

6. No, it's Christian season. n/t

[Demeter]

24. Which Season Is That? (heeheeehee)

[Shipwack]

5. Well, as Xander once put it...

It could be witches
Some evil witches
Which is ridiculous
'cause witches they were
Persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and
Women power and
I'll be over here

:bounce:

[ruiner4u]

8. or bunnies..

beady eyes and twitchy little noses...

[wildhorses]

3. elmer, is that you?

i just saw one fly over...

[Marrah_G]

7. Bah .....that gun is no match for my Athame Elmer!!

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. How do you know she's a witch?

[hang a left]

10. Cuz..

I'm on the hunt

[uppityperson]

14. Does she float?

[WhiteTara]

11. Who Are the Witches?

Where did they come from?
Maybe your great great grandmother was one
Witches are wise wise women
They say there's a little witch in every woman today


from a pagan song

[Dervill Crow]

12. No, it's duck season. n/t

[Demeter]

13. Why a Duck? Why Not a Chicken?

(Wiggles greasepaint eyebrows)

[uppityperson]

15. Chickens don't float.

[Shipwack]

16. They do if they're made of wood... nt

[Dervill Crow]

17. If they float, they are guilty of witchcraft.

If they sink, they are innocent. Or at least I think that's what Increase Mather (not to be confused with Jerry Mathers) said.

Actually, maybe it's Beaver season.

[merh]

18. see, proof that waterboarding works

we all but did away with witches in Salem :sarcasm:

[Dervill Crow]

19. I know some in Salem, Oregon. n/t

[merh]

20. you mean waterboarding doesn't work?

:shrug:

[Dervill Crow]

21. Apparently not.

But you know those pesky witches; just like a bad penny, they seem to come back.

What does that expression mean, anyway, "coming back like a bad penny"?

[uppityperson]

22. Bad pennies don't float. Witches don't float. Ducks do though.

[muriel_volestrangler]

25. But waterproofing works on this board

That's how ducks float. :crazy:

[Demeter]

23. Fair Enough.