Caption this Kyle Sampson & Gonzo pic...

[sabra]

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

1. K & R. Words escape me.

:toast: MKJ

[TomInTib]

2. A prick and a....

No, really, Mr Sampson just reinforces my theory that most of these bastards were the pudgy little kids who were pushed all over the playground and have been waiting ever since to get back at the World at large.

Rove recognizes this and has stacked the different Departments with these sorry little chickenshits.

[YOY]

13. Speaking as a former pudgy kid pushed around on the playground

I take offense to that.

They are just the dicks. Leave it at that.

[TomInTib]

19. I meant no offense...

I was a tough guy and a pretty good fighter (I later became a Navy SEAL).

And I always took up for kids like you.

I was just stating a theory of mine.

As for D. Kyle, I would just love to meet him in a dark place today.

[IChing]

3. You don't know the *power* of the Dark Side, I *must* obey my master

[DCKit]

4. One day I'll kill you, then I'LL be king!

BTW, I was among many who made jokes about Kyle Sampson being a perfect porn name, but damn! I don't think he'd work out.

[yellowcanine]

5. Beauty and the Beast?

[petepillow]

14. which is which? NT

[yellowcanine]

18. Well I am a hetero but even I can see that Alberto has a certain girly boy quality that some of the

same gender persuasion might find alluring.

[sutz12]

6. Cheech and Chong..... nt

[Roland99]

7. "I am *so* gonna burn your ass"

[DCKit]

8. I don't know if I want to fuck you, or kill you

I get some looks like this too

[benld74]

9. kastanza and mencia

[hootinholler]

10. Stand back Pointless Boy! This is a job for Obstruction Man!

I will burn him with my laser eyes!

-Hoot

[rebel with a cause]

11. I hate you, I hate you, You may be my boss, but you are a lying SOB and I hate you!

Gonzalaz is saying, blah blah blah blah I take responsibility but blah blah blah blah.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

12. I didn't bully my way through school to be suckup boy to this dweeb. n/t

[opusprime]

15. Selzer?... or Salsa?

George Castanza would be proud.

[tridim]

16. What's the bearded man behind Sampson doing?

Necking?

[The Count]

17. I never had relations with this man, Kyle Samson - don't even know him

[Left Is Write]

20. "Yes, sir, he IS my love child with Karl Rove."

[LSK]

21. Sampson "How DARE they question my LEADER!"