I wonder what Speaker Pelosi said to * - ROFL pics

[Kadie]

Sorry about starting another thread... but this is priceless....


U.S. President George W. Bush (R) listens to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) during the annual Radio and Television Correspondents Association dinner at a hotel in Washington March 28, 2007. REUTERS/Jason Reed


U.S. President George W. Bush (R) reacts as he listens to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) during the annual Radio and Television Correspondents Association dinner at a hotel in Washington March 28, 2007. REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES)

[Fresh_Start]

1. She told him Saudi Arabian masters are saying Bush

war is illegal.

[Drifter]

86. I think he has achieved ...

pucker factor 10 in that second picture.

Cheers
Drifter

[Skip Intro]

2. She looks like she's got him by the ____, and he looks like he just reailized it.

[graywarrior]

3. She told him My Pet Goat was made up...like his reasons for bombing Iraq.

[TexasLawyer]

18. GOOD one!

:rofl:

[IChing]

4. It looks like he is swallowing something

after she said it.

That's a gulp picture if I ever saw one.


I hope impeachment will be served in the next course.

[lutefisk]

10. In the second one he looks like he is pooping in the litterbox...

or digesting a small rodent.

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. Bush looks like he just plotzed

She must have the goods on him.

[philosophie_en_rose]

6. She conveying the best wishes of Representative N. Muntz (D-?).

HA HA!

[lutefisk]

7. Maybe she is asking for her glasses back

edit: to add rimshot

[Drum]

13. LOL!

[IChing]

8. Am I the only one that will nominated that picture series?

It is priceless.

[helderheid]

9. PRICELESS! K & R!

[Supersedeas]

116. Yes, especially Nancy's smile in the second photo!!!

[efhmc]

11. She said, "I am woman, hear me roar." He was so upset, he swallowed

his antialcohol gum.

[Duer 157099]

12. "You're MY bitch now" -- said very politely, of course n/t

[emilyg]

15. good one

LOL

[swimmernsecretsea]

16. We have a winner!

At least I think so!

[ClayZ]

17. Bwahahahhaa!

:rofl:

[tridim]

34. Mind if I borrow that line for my new sig line?

:rofl:

[Pachamama]

48. You just have to make sure you have that image with the line together....

Priceless.... Definitely my fav too!

[blondeatlast]

98. LOL! I believe you're right. nt

[Pacifist Patriot]

125. Ding, ding, ding!

[Maraya1969]

126. Or -- "Who's your Daddy now?"

[butterfly77]

141. That sounds just about right...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TechBear_Seattle]

14. Pelosi looks like the cat who has just cornered the canary

And I do believe I see yellow feathers sticking up from under *'s collar.

[Hekate]

19. That second pic is priceless. Just today she told him to get a grip, and tonight...

...gods only know what he was thinking when she gave him a cordial greeting, but my oh my that second pic is Deer in the Headlights. :rofl:

Hekate

[The Doctor.]

46. He looks like the kid

whose school principal just said to him, "Come to my office now." when he didn't even know the Administrator was standing behind him.

[DinahMoeHum]

81. . . .and then he piddled his pants.

n/t

[guitar man]

20. either

"Karl answers the subpoena, or by the time we're finished' you and crashcart will be addressing me as Madam President from a prison cell"

;)

[AwakeAtLast]

82. Ooh! Love that one!

:rofl:

Great visual! :D

[guitar man]

87. ...

:hi:

[Amonester]

114. Yes!! And in the second pic, she added:

"At The Hague."

Priceless!!

[jwirr]

122. I love this one. Let it be.

[Lugnut]

21. Blam!

Those pictures are pricelss. Penny for yer thoughts, pissant? :rofl:

[IChing]

22. He looks like a little boy in the second picture

that's it, think about it. Her statement today was for him to take a deep breath, I did that with my kids when they were young and excited. The look is what I would see on a child.

[Liberty Belle]

23. My first act as President (after you and Cheney are impeached)...

will be to march both of you off to the Hague for trial as war criminals.

:-)

[KingFlorez]

24. "You goin' down, sucka"

These pictures are so great

[whoneedstickets]

25. She said "Laura and I had a girl talk over lunch.....

...you know they have treatments for that..."

[lancdem]

128. lol

[redacted]

26. This looks like a wee bit more than just cocktail-party chatting. . .

As in, "How would you feel if I told you we now have ALL THE VOTES WE NEED. . .?

Seriously, he looks as if he's going to need dry pants and a different chair.

[caligirl]

27. Whose your daddy now?

[Bucky]

28. Don't know the script, but the kids would call this "PWN3D"

You can tell she's loving this moment.

[Gregorian]

29. "It's on the table."

Oh, and your fly is undone.

[TankLV]

30. "Your balls are MINE, asshole!"

"Which prison system do you prefer - ours or Egypts"?

"I suppose you will finally get to personally taste your own "rendition" and "waterboarding" - you know - the stuff you said was "frat boy stuff"...

[Danascot]

159. "All your ball are belong to us"

pwnd

[frogcycle]

31. "we found the other email server"

[kineneb]

37. Yes! n/t

[stranger81]

32. I'M Rick James, bitch!! [K&R]

[CoffeeCat]

91. LOL!!!!!

Oh my gosh...you really made me laugh.

Thanks for that!

I love an early-morning ROFL!

:rofl:

[spacelady]

33. "Can you say screwn?" "Yes Madam Speaker."

"I am so screwn."

[BlackVelvet04]

35. "About that vote......

SNAP."

[aaronbees]

36. "A nice bowl of impeachment is the main course tonight, George"

I wish ;) Great pics.

[NastyRiffraff]

38. God, I love it!

She looks like she literally has him by the balls! K&R

[eridani]

39. So, how long do we have to wait--

--before our photoshoppers get busy on this?

[Occulus]

88. Oh, 'shopping these is completely unnecessary...

They'red perfect and priceless just as they are. The most I would dare to do with these is put them side by side, as a single image.

The second one especially deserves to be framed and hung on a wall.

[lady lib]

40. That is priceless!! n/t

[donheld]

41. She said "I've seen your penis, and it's not that big. Infact

It's actually quite boyish like" :rofl:

[MisterP]

42. I keep thinking of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine leaves a 'message'

on Jerry's tape recorder

[progressoid]

43. Zoink! - That needs a laugh track!

[understandinglife]

44. Oh, Georgie boy, it's not so bad in prison ... Mommy can still bring you ...

... candy on the weekends ....


IT IS TRIBUNAL TIME IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

[grannylib]

45. "I'm gonna take you so far down you'll have to look up to see Hell."

[SeattleVet]

47. "Thank you, Ma'am. May I have another?" nt

[Pachamama]

49. "When I'm done with you, your mother Barbara will look like a gentle soul"

I also love the fact that prior to these photos being taken tonight, that she had a press conference telling him to "breathe"......and that there is a new "Sheriff" (Congress) in town...

[Hekate]

56. Wasn't that marvellous?Gods,she's good.It must've made him go ballistic to be talked to like that.

:rofl:

Hekate

[gr8dane_daddy]

50. Mr. president...

those are my balls pressing against your back.

[berni_mccoy]

51. "I just read all the emails from GWB43.COM...."

[ellisonz]

52. "I know what the donkey did to your nuts in Crawford."

I win.

[cboy4]

53. Only 663 more days left of insanity Mr. President.

01-20-09

[opihimoimoi]

54. P R I C E L E S S.....He looks like he just shit in his pants....If we only knew what she said...

This should be in the National Press for all America to see. Simply priceless...LOL

[melody]

55. Letting him down easy about Santa Claus?

Either that or gave him a wedgie ... or both. I'd like to believe both. :)

[CrazyOrangeCat]

64. No Santa?!?

:rofl:

[oasis]

57. "Take a deep breath, Mr. President". (eom)

[peekaloo]

58. Jeff Gannon will be a surprise guest tonight. He brought pictures.

[Lena inRI]

59. Whatever Nancy said, we'll know tomorrow. . .

by the way * changes his TUNE. . .probably she alerted him to a surprise testimony that REALLY PUTS IMPEACHMENT ON THE TABLE.

I SENSE someone is going to rat on GWB BIGTIME. . .every person for him/herself now!

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

[Occulus]

92. Wasn't someone supposed to testify today? n/t

[annabanana]

60. OMG That is funny!

I'm loving it, really.

[madokie]

61. how's it feel now big boy

with the emphasis's on boy

[Jacklyn75]

62. Ha! These pictures are priceless!

Thanks for a good laugh this morning! lol!

[riverdeep]

63. My God

That's like a classic double take look. He looks like Stan Laurel.

[peacefreak]

65. Ready for your colonoscopy.

I'm sorry, valium isn't covered under your health plan.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

66. What if I squeeze these a little ....

... the election changed things.

[Chimichurri]

67. 2nd photo: I love the look on her face as she watches his reaction

[Venus Dog]

68. Is it time to change your Depends?

:evilgrin:

[Bukowski Fan]

69. "Iran's going to release the soldiers" n/t

[Lars39]

70. There's a Fred and Wilma Flintstone feel about those pics.

Wilma always was the smarter one. :)

[bdamomma]

71. my impression is

"I'm going to kick your ass, if you don't start playing by the rules!!"

God, those pictures are priceless, what did Madame speaker say to georgie!!

[trumad]

72. God what a couple....

[semillama]

73. "This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this." n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

74. Preacher Ted told us about gwb69.com

[Virginia Dare]

75. Okay, spewing all over the keyboard now!!

that is the funniest fucking picture I've seen in a very long time. His ass is grass!

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[FedUpJerseyGirl]

76. "Welcome to the (new) DC, bitcg!"

What a putz this guy is...go Nancy

[bluescribbler]

83. Welcome to DU

A couple of good lines, too.:hi:

[FedUpJerseyGirl]

94. Thanks for the welcome

Still a little new to how all this works, but glad to have a place to dump my "snark quota" each day...!

[bdamomma]

111. welcome to DU FedupJerseyGirl

:hi:

[FedUpJerseyGirl]

77. ..or this one, courtesy of Ving Rhames

"I'm gonna bring me some hard-core, pipesmoking n*******a's, with a blowtorch and some pliers. We gonna get medieval on yo ass...."

[here_is_to_hope]

80. Thats a coffee spewing winner! n/t

[Cabcere]

105. Welcome to DU, FedUpJerseyGirl!

:hi: And thanks for that great laugh - most excellent! :spray: :rofl: I have a feeling I'll be looking forward to more posts from you... :hi:

[FedUpJerseyGirl]

107. back atcha...

Thanks for the welcome! I've been lurking for months, so it's fun to finally plunge in...

[NJCher]

162. another Jersey girl here, saying welcome!

Nobody can say it like we Jersey girls, heh, ;)



Cher

[Spazito]

78. Priceless, absolutely priceless!

Thanks for posting this, seeing the second picture put a great big grin on my face to start the day!

[chitty]

79. Maybe she said...................

"I'm your Huckleberry"

[trumad]

84. LOL

[liberalnurse]

134. Are you my Huckleberry?

Or are you a Daisy?

I loved Doc Holliday! :loveya:

[The Count]

85. Been on LBN: Calm down, there's a new congress in town

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2786029&mesg_id=2786029

[wicket]

89. "Impeachement is back on the table"

:rofl:

[merh]

90. What she might have whispered in his ear

"One word -- 'timetable' "


"Gotcha!"


"Can you say 'Impeachment' "


"The Hague called."


"OWNED!!"

[bdamomma]

113. you guys are so creative!!!

very funny too, but what a priceless picture!!

[kitkat65]

93. Now THATt's good wallpaper!

[paparush]

95. "There's no fucking way I'm going to pardon you when I'm President"

[rateyes]

96. She's saying:

Enjoy the correspondent's dinner, it might be your last one as pResident!!

[Catherine Vincent]

97. LOL! Those pics are funny!

Thanks for posting, I haven't seen them

[cooolandrew]

99. That is a classic picture. hahahhaha.

[bagrman]

100. WE need the video and a lip reader..

[LynzM]

156. My best friend in middle school was deaf....

She used to tell me stuff occasionally that people say when they don't think anyone can "hear"... OMG. It'd blow your mind.

[leftofthedial]

101. that is priceless

she said, "impeachment is back on the table, try the veal."

[Cabcere]

102. "Now I want you to listen to me, little Georgie..."

"If you don't stop being a bad little boy, I'm going to paddle you so hard you won't be able to sit down for a week. Okay?"

[RedStateShame]

103. "I just got off the phone with your dad, and HE thinks you should be impeached."

Sure, it could happen.

[cyberpj]

121. "I just got off the phone with your MOM...." (I'm sure that's MUCH MORE SCARY to Boy George.) nt

[DrDan]

104. "Hey junior - better zip up"

[Beausoir]

106. ROFL! Gads, that is hilarious.

[lonestarnot]

108. Thank you to whomever took this pic!

And thank you Kadie for posting! :rofl:

[jackstraw45]

109. Juxtapose THIS photo with Bush MASSAGE reaction...GREAT STUFF!

[Cabcere]

135. Ugh, that massage...

If I had been in Chancellor Merkel's position, I would've smacked the snot out of him. :grr: I absolutely cannot stand people grabbing my neck/shoulders, and especially someone like him... :scared: :puke: Yeah, I wouldn't have been able to handle it nearly as diplomatically as she did. :nuke:

[dogpatch]

110. Link?

These are amazing. Could we get the link? Thanks!

[jackstraw45]

112. Just right-click on the photo

and copy link location - works like a charm! :) That last photo is a CLASSIC.

[Little Wing]

115. who the fuck is he kidding with those glasses?

:rofl:

[FedUpJerseyGirl]

120. Karl must've told him they were X-Ray specs...

...and he thought he could see through the Fox news anchor-babes' gowns...

[Throwing Stones]

117. All your base, Mr. President, are belong to us /eom

[4nic8em]

145. I prefer...

All your nuts, Mr. President, are belong to me...

God, I love this woman...

[Individualist]

118. "You're no longer the decider, asshole"

[mark11727]

119. "By the way... impeachment is back on the table."

[cyberpj]

123. That's MY Favorite ... Even it it's not what she said, it's what she should have said. nt

[ElboRuum]

124. I need an audio caption for this...

The second one should definitely be the sound you heard when Ernie owned Bert on Sesame Street.

[glitch]

127. Gotcha. nt

:rofl:

[BattyDem]

129. That second picture is PRICELESS!

That's going to be my desktop wallpaper for the rest of the week! :rofl:

She looks like the cat that swallowed the canary ... he looks like he just shit his pants! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[krispos42]

130. "Article 2 Section 4, we can't impeach if you resign before!"

n/t

[yardwork]

131. I LOVE it!!!

[RobertSeattle]

132. Try the Dessert Mr. President it's - Mmmmmm Peach Cobbler

[Booster]

133. Those pictures are just plain priceless. Love em and sent them

to everyone I know.

[LSK]

136. "I own you, fuckhead!!!"

[hootinholler]

137. We have the emails, Rove is toast. n/t

[happydreams]

138. Telling Bush to calm down was a brilliant move. She is taking control

of the kiddies, hee.

[Divine Discontent]

139. this is too good NOT to make something with!

I wish I was there in person to see it!!!!! omg that expression! So, I made these for what I thought she was saying with buttons and shirts.

www.cafepress.com/warisprofitable

[judaspriestess]

140. He looks like he is so annoyed having to listen to Ms. Pelosi

[butterfly77]

142. She said..

" How you like me now, put me in the alley and let my tail light burn"!

[PATRICK]

143. Would you like a neck massage?

n/t

[MasonJar]

144. Don't you dare give me a back rub. It will be in the news all over

the world.

[moodforaday]

146. Two more in the series!

When I saw these fantastic pictures, I just knew there was one blog that would have them. And sure enough, there are even two more! The last two are more like "I'm done with you for now, W":

http://bagnewsnotes.typepad.com/bagnews/2007/03/on_notice.html

[CelticWinter]

147. This pic is one for the history books

All I can think of is Pelosi saying----You have been screwed and not kissed this time Georgie

[Olney Blue]

148. Did you enjoy your dinner Mr. President? It was catered by menufoods.com.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

149. "George, show the nice man with the camera what a traitor looks like"

Mission Accomplished!

[D23MIURG23]

150. Pelosi to Bush: I know what you did last summer.

The second photo seems to suggest that Mr. Bush has forgotten his depends.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DAMANgoldberg]

151. Checkmate!

[underseasurveyor]

152. Mr. Bush, they're ready for you......

at the Hague.

:rofl:

The more I look at those pics the harder I laugh. GAWD that's funny.

[SaveAmerica]

153. I know what you did last summer...

[Grandrose]

154. Beauty and the Beast!!!

Way to go Madame Speaker! :rofl: :patriot:

[SaveAmerica]

155. SheSez: No Scooby Snacks for You!! HeSez: Zoinks!!

[LynzM]

157. God, I really wanna know what she said

I really, really wanna know what she told him. Her look is shit-eating grin if I ever saw it - she knows she's got him, and is enjoying it!

And looking damn classy while she does. He just always looks a fool, no matter how he's dressed.

[mcg]

158. One of most emailed and viewed photos at news.yahoo.com

See

http://news.yahoo.com/photos

[populistdriven]

161. I would love to order that as a print but i wonder what source resolution is printed?

[NJCher]

163. 72 dpi

I just checked it for you. The only way to get a better resolution (need 300 at least) is to contact the original photographer.



Cher

[Danascot]

160. "Hey Bushie? You're fucked."

This historic picture captures the exact moment B*sh's brain exploded, but the charge wasn't big enough for anyone to notice.

[eppur_se_muova]

164. "Have you heard? REGIME CHANGE is in the air ...." nt