Bush: "...his sleek, hairless pecs glistening in the surf"

[sabra]

http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2007/03/sweet_blog_special_dc_comedy_c.html

REMARKS BY THE PRESIDENT
AT THE RADIO AND TELEVISION CORRESPONDENTS’ ANNUAL DINNER
Washington Hilton
Washington, D.C.
March 28, 2007


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By the way, I'm not sure whether or not Senator Obama is here -- the last I heard he was not coming to the Radio and TV Correspondents dinner -- not enough press. (Laughter.) People Magazine recently had a photo of the Senator there on the beach in Hawaii, his sleek, hairless pecs glistening in the surf. (Laughter.) It shows how biased the press is. Have you ever seen a shot like that of Denny Hastert? (Laughter.)

:eyes:

[Kelly Rupert]

1. Heh. It was kind of funny. n/t

[thereismore]

2. Classless schmuck. nt

[NYCGirl]

3. That's very good.

:rofl:

[ComerPerro]

4. it would be kind of funny if Bush weren't such a pathetic media whore himself

that guy has never given any kind of talk or speech that wasn't a pathetic stump speech.

[valerief]

5. He must have been thinking of Gannon as he said it. nt

[Roland99]

6. "hairless pecs"?

His writers were paying a helluva lot of attention to that cover, eh?

[cyberpj]

7. Wondering if Dennis Miller wrote his script? nt

[Horse with no Name]

8. That was kind of funny

The ONLY thing Bush is good at is self-deprecating humor. I guess because the material is endless.

[northzax]

9. oh relax, this is a funny line

give the man's writers a bit of credit.

[orleans]

10. bush left out the part where he wanted to say: "i just want to lick them" n/t

[fooj]

11. BWAHAHAHA! No kidding.

[Alexander]

12. We sure didn't forget the ambassador to Poland, Bushie.

The male ambassador you supposedly had an extra-marital affair with 20 some-odd years ago.

Which makes comments like these all the more - shall we say - revealing.

[Buzz Clik]

13. You should have seen the stuff they edited out.

Bush had some comments he wanted included, but they wouldn't allow it:

"People Magazine recently had a photo of the Senator there on the beach in Hawaii, his sleek, hairless pecs glistening in the surf. I can only imagine rubbing coconut oil on that ripped body. Heh heh. Oh baby oh baby! heh heh Don't worry, Laura, I'm only bisexual in my dreams ... heh heh ... and only with hard-bodied black guys. heheheheheh. Seriously, though, why does a black guy need to wear suntan oil? heh heh. I guess we're getting back to those glistening pecs ... uh, oh -- there I go again; oh baby oh baby! heh heh. Anybody have a bottle of Coppertone?"

[Yavin4]

14. I'm Sure Either TDS or Colbert Will Give Him A Job If He Leaves Office Right Now

He could even host SNL if he wants.

[WinkyDink]

15. Bush's accomplishment was making sure he kept "pecs" to one syllable.

Can't wait until the Rude Pundit opines on this one!