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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:07 PM
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The GOP really needs to replace their elephant with a bat or something, since none of them 'Can
remember' a damn thing. They can't remember they told the Congress, the citizens, and the world that they had to invade Iraq because of all those tons of WMDs. They can't remember they promised to rebuild New Orleans. They can't remember they outed a covert CIA agent and front company. They can't remember what they did last night!
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:08 PM
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1. HA!. . very good
I WILL remember that!
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:08 PM
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2. Actually, a screw would be more representative of the party.
That is, if we could use inanimate objects. Kind of like the GOPers: inanimate!

:rofl:
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:09 PM
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3. An Ostrich might be better
Or maybe a post - as in deaf as a post. Or the charisma of a post too, come to think of it.

Maybe a leech, for obvious reasons.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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Robbien Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:09 PM
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4. Thats definately a DUzy if I ever saw one
Edited on Thu Mar-29-07 03:10 PM by Robbien
:rofl:
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:10 PM
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5. For a while now, I've been advocating a change to the Guinea Worm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinea_worm

In all the animal kingdom, this little parasite seems to best represent the modern GOP.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:39 PM
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6. Only elephants can
drop nearly as much stinky shit as the republicans do
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:41 PM
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7. lol, nice one
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:45 PM
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8. Here's the perfect "critter" for them.....
Edited on Thu Mar-29-07 03:46 PM by SoCalDem




Comes with its own micro-brain and complimentary slime trail
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:46 PM
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9. Goldfish
Considering they only have a 30 second span of memory.
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 02:19 PM
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10. LOL!
K&R. :rofl:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 02:25 PM
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11. I think a tapeworm would be a better choice
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