****** OFFICIAL SAMPSON THREAD NUMBER 12 - GET YOUR PERJURY WHILE IT'S HOT! *******

[Breeze54]

As requested! :P


****** OFFICIAL SAMPSON THREAD NUMBER 11 - GET YOUR PERJURY WHILE IT'S HOT! *******
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=534156&mesg_id=534156

[annabanana]

1. thank you

[annabanana]

2. "no one was being groomed"

[Javaman]

7. wasn't one of roves toadies amped up about getting one of the spots??? nt

[waiting for hope]

3. It's time for me to

go home.....Damn, it's getting juicy.

[spooky3]

4. how can he not be absolutely certain who was on the list

and taken off, when he can remember that one particular email was in the middle of emails that the committee asked him about?

[annabanana]

5. Why is there so little recollection? Why no real file?

[Eurobabe]

6. kick and thanks!

[helderheid]

8. thanks so much for keeping these going - I gotta leave in 10 minutes!

:hi:

[Breeze54]

40. Sure! Are you at work?

That sucks if there isn't a computer at home. Bummer.

[helderheid]

49. at home - gotta pick up my son from school and then to the gym

[annabanana]

9. No records... ad hoc...

[spanone]

14. No Files Kept. I call bullshit. You know they had files.....shredder.....

[Eurobabe]

34. Files are on hard drive of GWB43.com

or shredded as you said.

[fooj]

What a crock...

[Eurobabe]

118. sure does. Like anything this administration sez.

[redqueen]

69. Yep, 'no files' is a lie, just like 'I don't remember'. n/t

[deepthought42]

10. Yea!

Surprised we haven't reached level 1. Sigs still working! Course now i'm going to jinx it! :hide:

[Solly Mack]

11. Thank you!!!

Sampson is everything I had hoped he would be

[spooky3]

16. due to the good work of the Dems on the committee

and Spector did ok too.

[joshcryer]

12. What's the significance of Wagner being removed from the list?

I dunno.

[Fresh_Start]

13. Whats the PSN?

reference the USA from Carolina had a good PSN so it was recommended that she wasn't removed.

[Javaman]

27. penis sucking nuance. nt

[Cameron27]

15. The thing I just find befuddling, no confounding

...there's so little of a system, so little recollection..

It's a pretty severe indictment of the DOJ.

[redqueen]

It's all lies... the "I don't remember" defense...

and you know they have files... or had them... they just shredded them.

[quiet.american]

17. Is Leahy there, or is Specter standing in? n/t

[spooky3]

20. I think CSpan said Schumer was standing in for Leahy

[annabanana]

23. Schumer standing in. . no Leahy

[Cameron27]

24. I think Schumer's standing in.

I don't know what happened to Leahy.

[fooj]

60. I bet Leahy is doing some serious ass kicking at the moment.

[annabanana]

18. about "mishandled": He claims not to be familiar with McNulty's testimony

[IChing]

19. No written records were kept

Schumer voicing his frustration

[benld74]

21. They sound like my 5 yr old, when you catch her at something and ask her why she says,,,

I DON"T KNOW

[whistle]

28. It is the Jesus Camp training these people have received

[Wednesdays]

37. Brain damage!

Quoting Bill Cosby. :rofl:

[whistle]

22. Kyle still uncertain, unable to recall, hazy, not clear, unfamiliar

[antonialee839]

26. Does this bitch know anything?

[okoboji]

43. excuses excuses ....

if I answered my boss like this at work, I would lose my job

hell ... at this point I have more qualifications to serve my country this little dude ... at least I have a memory

[Eurobabe]

25. Schumer: DOJ mishandled prep for McNulty's testimony

On Feb 6th.

KS. I did not watch his testimony. I watched parts of it later.

CS: Didn't you realize that his testimony was incomplete?

KS: No.

[orleans]

29. squirm. "i didn't focus on it" n/t

[Solly Mack]

30. "I didn't realize it...I didn't realize it at the time..I didn't focus on it"

[Cameron27]

31. When you read second hand accounts

didn't you realize his testimony was wrong?

I just didn't think about it.

[annabanana]

32. I never intended to mislead McNulty or the committee..

we failed..

[orleans]

33. "i was busy with other things" argh!

[Javaman]

38. taking the chaney option, huh? lol nt

[wordpix]

140. this is the Scooter defense: "too busy with more important matters." Good meme but not

good enough

[annabanana]

35. When did you know his testimony was incomplete?

[in_cog_ni_to]

36. Damn. My stream keeps cutting out. I even went to the Committee's web site and the server

is OVERLOADED and not letting anyone else stream!

This little twit should be indicted just for lack of memory. That's a crime, isn't it? ;)

[Breeze54]

I'm using Stand Alone Real Player to watch

and I haven't lost the stream once on Dial up.

Maybe you need to reboot? Clear the cache? :shrug:

[in_cog_ni_to]

I'm using stand alone Real Player and it's suckin' real bad. I'll try a reboot and clear my cache

I'll see what happens. Thanks.

[Solly Mack]

39. "I never intended to mislead..." - I told them to lie -

[annabanana]

41. When you learned it.. did you try and correct the record?

[spooky3]

42. interesting tidbits on Sampson from Wikipedia

Early career

As a young man, Sampson served a mission for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints among Hmong refugees who had emigrated from Laos to Minnesota.<2> After graduating from Brigham Young University in 1993, where he met his wife, Noelle,<3> Sampson earned a law degree from the University of Chicago Law School in 1996, serving as article editor on the law review.<4> He clerked for Judge Karen J. Williams of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit and then joined the Salt Lake City law firm of Parr Waddoups Brown Gee & Loveless.

Government service

From 1999 to 2001 Sampson served as Counsel to Senator Orrin G. Hatch on the Senate Judiciary Committee. After the 2000 election, Sampson "drew on a friendship he had built in law school with Elizabeth Cheney, the daughter of the vice president, to land a job making personnel decisions in the early days of the Bush administration."<5> Later he worked under Alberto Gonzales as Associate Counsel to the President and as Special Assistant to the President and Associate Director for Presidential Personnel. From there, he served as Special Assistant U.S. Attorney in the Eastern District of Virginia, and then, in 2003, became Counselor to the Attorney General. In February 2005 he was promoted to Deputy Chief of Staff and Counselor of the Attorney General.<6> In 2006 Sampson attempted to get himself nominated to the U.S. Attorney position for Utah. "White House and Justice officials backed Mr. Sampson in his bid to replace Mr. Warner, making that clear to the staff of Senator Hatch. But the senator wanted Mr. Bush to nominate Brett Tolman, a one-time Utah federal prosecutor who had spent the previous three years working on antiterrorism issues for the Judiciary Committee staff....Mr. Hatch finally made a personal appeal to Mr. Gonzales to drop his bid to nominate Mr. Sampson. After a four-month delay, President Bush nominated Tolman for the position in June 2006.<7>

[annabanana]

44. Your response was to resign

[IChing]

67. Has Doj asked any candidates for attorneys

party affiliation-don't remember
political leanings-don't remember
support for the president-don't remember in job interviews

[Duer 157099]

45. Is the real reason Sampson quit because

he/they did not want him to have access to his "records/papers" for this testimony?

[Eurobabe]

46. CS: So you solution was to resign, 3/9

[Solly Mack]

47. My mind is so pure and clean such things would never enter into my thinking

[annabanana]

48. Did anyone at DOJ ask line position applicants

How they voted?
If they were registered Dem or Repub?

He remembers nothing like that

[Fresh_Start]

50. Does this turd use GWB43 email?

did anyone ask him?

[Javaman]

51. basically, all these tools not only never remember anything...

they can't comprehend anything, logically deduct anything nor do they keep anything.

I you know if I wanted a house plant for an assistant, it would just easier to go to a garden center for candidates.

[Spazito]

52. He wrote the talking points upon which Mr. McNulty's testimony

was based on and he wants anyone to believe he did NOT watch his testimony???? ROFLMAO! Anyone who has written a speech, talking points for a speech or testimony would definitely watch the result of their work if they could possibly do so.

Geez, they really do have go beyond hiring people who lie, they really need to test how WELL they lie because, so far, they lie very badly.

[Solly Mack]

53. Let me be precise - I don't remember

[ShortnFiery]

64. Did this guy say anything substantive today? n/t

[Solly Mack]

71. He got tripped up several times in his lies

but on the whole...No

Other people did the tripping and Sampson has mainly been well..a one note tune

[Breeze54]

101. LMAO!

Too funnny! What a

[helderheid]

54. Kyle "I don't remember, recall, have no recollection" Sampson

[kestrel91316]

55. I have finally achieved scandal overload and can't keep things

straight anymore. Who is this guy Sampson and what is he at the hearing for and how does he fit into the US attorney thing?

Nutshell summary with relevant bits of testimony from today would help.

[Breeze54]

128. He was Chief of Staff to the AG - Gonzo--

The "keeper of the list of who was to be fired"

He made recommends of who was to be fired.

The Keeper of the List! Sounds like a show tune title! :P

[buzzard]

56. I don't remember being aware of that or have any recollection of that is his standard answer. He

may as well not be there.

[Chimichurri]

57. "Let me be precise. I don't remember being aware of that."

What a maroon.

[quiet.american]

65. Hello! "Let me be precise - I don't remember." Oh, brother. n/t

[annabanana]

58. (Wow.. someone MUST have asked line applicants these

highly inappropriate questions)

[SIMPLYB1980]

59. Thank all of you for your hard work!

The cube rats thank you!

[Eurobabe]

72. our pleasure!

:hi:

(I consider this public service!!)

[Cameron27]

61. I don't remember ever being aware of anything like that.

(Whether they voted for bush)

Would it be appropriate.

No, blah blah blah

[Eurobabe]

62. CS: Has anyone at DOJ asked, support for Prez, voting position

whether they are registered Dems or Cons?

KS: NO.

CS: So you have no recollection of anyone asking these ques.?

KS: Asking those questions would not be appropriate.

CS: Did Miss Goodling ask those questions?

KS: Not that I am aware of.

[Mist]

63. A new way of phrasing it: (Sampson): "I don't remember being aware." nt

[orleans]

66. DiFi up now n/t

[Eurobabe]

78. bringing up that Lam had indicted some drug cartel

of several murders, etc.

Di-Fi: this drug cartel has been the scourge of the Southern Border. This was a key and critical case.

[antonialee839]

68. I don't remember, I don't recall, I have no memory

of anything at all.. I swear that song went through my head all day yesterday with Cookie Doan's
testimony and now again today with Karl Jr.

[Javaman]

74. "my brain was removed"

:rofl:

[Javaman]

70. Sampson the animated house plant. nt

[annabanana]

73. Feinstein up: Lam announced indictment of most vicious

cartel members

[antonialee839]

75. Finally the million dollar question.

[annabanana]

76. She is very angry that Lamm's reputation is being smeared.

[AndyA]

77. I keep expecting Sampson to say,

"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies, Miss Scarlett!"

Or "Let me be clear: I don't recall about not remembering anything that I don't remember at this time."

[antonialee839]

80. Lol

:rofl:

[ShortnFiery]

81. ...

:rofl:

That was awesomely hilarious! :applause:

[karlrschneider]

93. "I never think about things that...I do not think about."

:eyes:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

102. LOL!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

IMHO, Rove let this "animated house plant" testify today, because he knew that his resident "Prissy" would do exactly what he's done today.

Go Sen. Feinstein, don't let up on this fecker...

[Jack Rabbit]

79. For a Californian, Feinstein does a lousy job of pronoucing Spanish names

That was terrible.

[annabanana]

82. She is going back to the "problem with Carol Lamm" email

[LSK]

83. Fienstein is debunking the Immigration excuse?!?!?!?!?1

[Cameron27]

84. This was a key and critical case that is woth solid gold.

So it's rather hard for me, when no one spoke to her about immigration, for you to tell us that she was fired for immigration.

[Eurobabe]

85. Di-Fi, this was basically bullshit saying that she was let go on lack of immigration

cases.

[LSK]

88. and shes the Senator for California, she would know

[fooj]

86. HOLY SHIT! She's bringing up the cartel.

Lam DID HER JOB!

[ShortnFiery]

DiFi say's "You're under oath!" n/t

[annabanana]

87. No one told you about (Foggo & Wilkes) investigation??

I don't remember

[helderheid]

92. thumping his hand with each word

[fooj]

95. Bullshit.

YOU'RE UNDER OATH!!!

[IChing]

89. I just heard Schumer over rule someone behind Fienstien speaking

[annabanana]

90. She reminds him he's under oath

[AndyA]

91. Feinstein: "You're under oath."

In other words, I know you're lying.

[WinkyDink]

94. KS needs to be told to STOP HITTING his DESK!

[Eurobabe]

96. Lam's investigations of Foggo and Wilkes were a good thing

I was referencing Immigration Enforcement.

DF: You never called her and said we have a problem with your Imm. Enforcement?

[annabanana]

97. repeating "immigration enforcement deliverables"

What a turd

[antonialee839]

Reminds liar boy he's under oath.

Truly means nothing to him.

[Fresh_Start]

98. Feinstein reminder "you're under oath"

is there a gotcha out there for Sampson?

[Fresh_Start]

105. Are there statistics which compare each USA office?

I'd like to know how many immigration cases her office had compared to others.

[Fresh_Start]

120. Where is the aggregate information

Mr Aggregator?

[quiet.american]

99. If I had a drink for every "I don't remember" I'd be passed out now.

[napi21]

106. PASSED OUT? Hell you'd be DEAD! Alcohhol Overdose! n/t

[Laurab]

117. You beat me to that one!

I would have been dead HOURS ago!

[WinkyDink]

111. Deceased.

[Cameron27]

100. and yet you didn't ever pick up the phone

and call her?

[Javaman]

103. He forgot how to speak LOL nt

[ShortnFiery]

107. After she was KNOWN to be working on a five star case busting an vicious cartel. n/t

[fooj]

Oh, NOW he recalls.

[annabanana]

104. Well doesn't HE look believable now... Go Feinstein!

[fooj]

109. Hell, he just contradicted himself. AGAIN.

[Javaman]

110. "yes, yes, it's all coming back to me now, funny how that works..."nt

[ShortnFiery]

116. Oh shit! He's reminding us that he's JUST the aggregator. Awesome!

:eyes:

[Hobo]

137. He is the aggreator of the information

but he doesn't remember anything. What are chances of that happening? They should charge him with perjury today. And obstruction of justice. She should ask him if he has an account on gwb43.com


Hobo

Peace

:beer: :toast:

[annabanana]

108. Foggo was #3 at the CIA and YOU DIDN'T HEAR aobut it?

[Eurobabe]

112. DF: No one gave Lam any notice about why they were firing her?

ie: Immigration?

Was any consideration give to the major cases she was investigating?

FOGGO was #3 at CIA.

[IChing]

113. I just heard Schumer over rule someone behind Fienstien speaking again

[Solly Mack]

114. "All I can tell you is what I know" (and I don't remember)

[annabanana]

115. "information comes in". . but not in any traceable way...

[ShortnFiery]

123. That's UNSAT! Oh! Aggregator reminder again! No files - Zero Credibility.

[Cameron27]

119. A no-nothing little creep.

He's making me sick.

[Breeze54]

121. Over 100 replies. A new thread, anyone?

:shrug:

Should this thread be yet ?

[annabanana]

122. need new thread

[greiner3]

124. With Lam's chubby cheeks and youthfull looks;

he will be a huge hit at your local federal prison.

[fooj]

125. We have a decider and now we have an aggregator.

Lovely.

[Solly Mack]

126. I know nothing

[malaise]

136. Who is the decider?

This is mindblowing. No file, do nothing and of course no memory of anything.

[antonialee839]

127. I trust information came in writing.

DiFi asking for the documents. No files? No documents? Fing liar.

[ShortnFiery]

131. But he was "the keeper of the list" ... "the aggregator" Damn, that sucks!

[Eurobabe]

129. DIFI: and this stuff is not filed? Anywhere?

like someone said. This smells like BULLSHIT.

DF: Who decided? KS: Attorney General decided.

KS: I was the keeper of the list.

DF: The list had no documentation?

[Javaman]

134. He wrote it on his sleeve and lost it in the wash...yeah that's it. nt

[fooj]

135. i hear Hatch's ugly voice in the background. He's flippin'

[Laurab]

130. "Give us the deciders name" - DiFi

good one!

[IChing]

151. GREAT ONE -"I've heard the voices"

but I kept no records or notes cause I'm the decider

[antonialee839]

132. Give us the Deciders name.

:rofl:

[AndyA]

133. I'm confused. Now the Attorney General is The Decider? n/m

And the Keeper of the List was Sampson! :rofl:

Who was the Queen of the Court?

The Belle of the Ball?

[Cameron27]

141. !

:rofl:

[WinkyDink]

147. Jeff Gannon!

[WinkyDink]

138. Gonzo is the Decider! Wait until Bush learns that! ;)

Oh, wait.

Sampson "aggregated" the list.

Gonzales, who "wasn't involved in the deliberations", then blindly said, "Okey-doke!"

And nobody said nothin' 'bout no party affiliations!

[Javaman]

142. uh oh, there's gonna be a showdown....nt

[quiet.american]

139. WHO GAVE "THE AGGREGATOR" THE NAMES, DAMMIT? n/t

[quiet.american]

150. Specter -- "You'd be well-advised not to answer when you don't have to, or even when you do."

[Breeze54]

143. Mod? Please lock due to length.

Thanks!

[Javaman]

146. new link? nt

[blogslut]

144. I think Specter is mad

:)

[AndyA]

145. Was Spector just warning Sampson to not offer anything unless specifically asked?

WTF?

[Javaman]

149. so now he's sampsons councel??? nt

[Solly Mack]

148. Does that fucker even know what to aggregate info means?

Because every time he says he did that...but doesn't have a list..but is the list keeper...he just exposes his lying even more

Of course he knows...but sheesh...is he that out of touch with his own mouth ?

[proud patriot]

152. see thread 13 here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x534748