For every situation there is a stupid but effective slogan.

[Philosoraptor]

I'm the decider. Fight them over there, etc. The calling of our generation. War critics embolden the enemy. Support the troops. Finish the job. Cut and run. A plan for victory.

It has to be real stupid, and it has to fit on a bumpersticker.

I am always slack jawed with amazement at the power of stupid slogans. What are some of your least loved stupid slogans?

[BlueCollar]

1. W...Still the President n/t

[Clark2008]

12. I just saw that one the other day.

It was on the back of an old bat's car.

Normally, I don't call old people "bats," but since she was a Bushie, well...

[magellan]

2. "Fighting them over there so we won't have to fight them here."

A perennial favorite, including it's expanded version by Curt Weldon: "We either fight them there, or we fight them in the supermarkets and streets here."

I agree with Weldon. I've had run-ins with some pretty shady characters in my supermarket. I mean, how many Fabreze Duos air freshener refills does one person need?

[Philosoraptor]

3. I fought them for a parking space at walmart.

And I was victorious too dammit, I didn't cut and run.

[magellan]

4. Walmart? That's their home territory!

You're lucky you weren't kidnapped, stuffed in the boot of a car, and held for ransom!

"Hand over all your cheap Chinese goods or we'll air-condition you!!"

Oh wait, those are Walmart employees....

[Philosoraptor]

5. 1st I blasted my way past dozens of greeters...

while taking heavy fire from insurgents armed with Swiffers.

[magellan]

6. Ya gotta be ruthless

Myself, I've left a lot of "collateral damage" <wink wink> in the frozen food aisle. I see the ladies cooking little taste samplers on their grills and the next thing you know, carnage. But I'm proud to do it for my country!

:patriot: (burp)

[Philosoraptor]

7. It helps to think of them as vermin.

And let's face it, it's you or the free sample ladies, take no prisoners.

[magellan]

8. The greatest threat our nation has ever faced

By god, Weldon was right! Why don't more people share our insight?

I say if they aren't with us they're agin us. Terrorists and their sympathizers will never graze freely in MY supermarket's deli section.

[Philosoraptor]

9. They hate us for our freedom fries.

[magellan]

10. lol

Thank you for the smiles this morning, Philosoraptor. We trashed your thread, but it was well done. :)

[LiberalEsto]

11. "Arbeit macht frei"

He's following the tactics of the Fuehrer