the mysterious Bushie Amnesia epidemic - SOLVED

[radfringe]

At the request of undisclosed sources, many White House officials and their staff have been secretly examined by neurosurgeons in an effort to discover what is causing a sudden outbreak of Amnesia.

Although "amnesia one" has not been identified - it does appear that those who are in closest contact with the inner circle of loyal bushies seem to be the most effected.

Brain scans has indicated large parts of the brain have calcified into rocks and broken off from the normal brain tissue, leaving these "rocks" to freely "float" within the skull. While this is of some concern, cognitive functions were not impaired at first, however frequent and vigorous nodding and shaking of the head, sudden and deep bowing in response to presidential inquiries are found to cause the rocks to bang wildly off the skull smashing into the remaining normal brain.

"These impacts have the same effect as one would have in a head trauma, and in such cases permanent or temporary amnesia would be observed.", stated a member of the medical staff (name withheld for fear of being fired or worse).

In closed door press briefing, medical staff recommended that White House staff to limit nodding, shaking and bowing. It was also recommended frequent and detailed notes should be taken of their daily activities which would serve as a reminder. There is no prognosis at this time if the condition will worsen or reverse itself.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. It seems to have spread to GSA

this week, possibly an infection from FBI agents of the Washington Field Office snooping around.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I thought they couldn't remember because they have their heads up

their asses so far, that it squeezed off all their common senses.

[Cooley Hurd]

3. .

:rofl::thumbsup:

[Bitwit1234]

4. Doctors say pieces of brain can float in your head due to mono

so....is there a lot of kissing going on.

[radfringe]

5. kick