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Blue Belle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:42 PM Original message |
Chuck Norris Volunteers To Lead Texas Revolution |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
1. Their actors are way stupider than our actors. nt |
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Blue Belle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:45 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. The sad thing is... |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:55 PM Response to Reply #2 |
12. That's cause their voters are even stupider than their actors. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 03:46 PM Response to Reply #2 |
28. Unlike in California |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 05:12 PM Response to Reply #28 |
37. Well, someone had to say it... |
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Jack Rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 05:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
38. Excuse me from California |
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TNOE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:46 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. LOL |
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lies and propaganda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 03:06 PM Response to Reply #1 |
24. i just fell over! n/t |
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Oregone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. If anyone has watched Missing in Action 3, you would know just how terrifying this is |
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Enrique (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
5. who's going to lead the Alaska revolution? |
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Arctic Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
6. These guys just don't know to quit. |
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riverdeep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 02:29 AM Response to Reply #6 |
53. Please, Texas has been a laughing stock long before this. n/t |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
7. After all those Chuck Norris jokes how could anyone take him seriously as a leader? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
8. I think Chuck Norris has had too many roundkicks to the head me thinks |
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PatGund (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 02:47 PM Response to Reply #8 |
17. Just remember..... |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
9. I don't want to hear any of these asses whining when we say they aren't patriotic |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
10. I cannot see Chuck Norris' name without this tune popping into head: |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 03:45 PM Response to Reply #10 |
26. That's great! Thanks for posting... |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 03:52 PM Response to Reply #10 |
29. +1 |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
11. After Chuck norris visited the Virgin Islands, they were called just "The Islands." |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 02:58 PM Response to Reply #11 |
19. Texas wouldn't secede from the Union with Chuck Norris as their president |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
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backtoblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 03:46 PM Response to Reply #13 |
27. thank you for not including AR |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 03:53 PM Response to Reply #13 |
30. You can pry Arizona and Colorado from my cold dead hands! |
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pokercat999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 05:11 PM Response to Reply #30 |
36. They both have incredibility beautiful places but sometimes |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
14. Norris would be the SIXTH President of Texas - if that clusterfuck were ever to happen |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 02:59 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. my great-great-great-great grandfather was the first president of that shithole. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 03:01 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. I like it here. |
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pokercat999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 07:27 AM Response to Reply #14 |
60. Wouldn't that be a Chuckfuck? nt |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
15. Isn't this sedition? And isn't it a federal crime? |
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Cheap_Trick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
16. Teh stupid! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! |
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dembotoz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
18. a texas ranger???? |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 02:29 AM Response to Reply #18 |
52. They mean the state cops. |
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8 track mind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
21. sweet jeebus, is this dude off his rocker or what........ |
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TCJ70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
23. If Chuck Norris ever decided to rise up against anything... |
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blogslut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
25. Chuck Norris is an Okie |
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snappyturtle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
31. CN is delusional as is Perry. Neither has gotten or will get my vote. nt |
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Hugabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
32. It's official then. Chuck Norris is just as much of a traitor as Jefferson Davis was |
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Teaser (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 04:56 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. He is Secesh scum |
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Teaser (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
33. Chuck leads the Texas National Guard against the United States Army |
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8 track mind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 02:14 AM Response to Reply #33 |
49. that would be a short fight |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 02:31 AM Response to Reply #33 |
54. Will W take his uniform out of mothballs and join the fray? |
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Z_I_Peevey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
34. Steven Seagal for vice-president, |
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Ghost in the Machine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 05:56 PM Response to Reply #34 |
41. Is Steven Seagal a right wingnut? |
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Blue Belle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 06:26 PM Response to Reply #34 |
43. Stephen Segal is too environmentally concerned to share a ticket with Norris... |
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Soylent Brice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
39. okay. let's resurrect Bruce Lee to kick this fuckwad's ass again, please. |
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sarcasmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
40. Is Wilford Brimley or Toby Keith going to be his running mate? |
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loyalkydem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
42. Sighs |
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Number23 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
44. See what Reagan started? |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
45. Motor City Mad Man for VP!! (Ted Nugent) |
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sarcasmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 09:19 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. Good one, LMFAO. |
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Updike (6 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
46. The shit runs deep in this one young Padewan. |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-17-09 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
48. LOL! |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 02:19 AM Response to Original message |
50. "has his sights set on becoming more than a Texas Ranger" |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 02:23 AM Response to Original message |
51. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! n/t |
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riverdeep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 02:34 AM Response to Original message |
55. So let me get this straight, ole Chuck is loudly proclaiming |
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MazeRat7 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 02:41 AM Response to Original message |
56. He had better pack a lunch n/t |
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MazeRat7 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 02:41 AM Response to Original message |
57. He had better pack a lunch n/t |
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dantyrant (278 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 02:48 AM Response to Original message |
58. Invasion USA! |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
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BarbaRosa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-18-09 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
61. How about a Norris/Nugent administration? |
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