Sex to be ‘banned’ in South Carolina …

[blueinindiana]

In order to ‘legally’ have sex in South Carolina you must present your case to a ‘Morality Board’ co-chaired by Jerry Falwell and James Dobson. In order to have sex legally you must be a virgin on your wedding night, you must never have been married before, you can only have sex in the ‘missionary’ position and only for procreation not for pleasure and of course must be one man and one woman.

Cameras will be installed to record every ‘act’ and if it is deemed you deviated from the rules of morality you may be subject to fines and or imprisonment.

[RedCappedBandit]

1. Is it april already?

[mnhtnbb]

2. ROFLMAO.

[Rowdyboy]

3. Someone is having sex in South Carolina?

Thank God Brother Dobson doesn't know.....

[junkiebrewster]

11. Yes....

:hi:


And if any ladies out there don't believe me, I am willing to prove it to you.....

[Aviation Pro]

4. Better do something about Myrtle Beach then....

....

[leeroysphitz]

17. Right. Myrtle is the only town I ever saw that had brothels AT THE MALL...

I'm not kidding.

[TomClash]

5. That will please . . .

. . . Jerry and Jimmy Jerkoff.

[Ishoutandscream2]

6. No fair! It's March 31!

:silly:

[iamjoy]

7. Who Gets To Watch The Video

that's an interesting job, eh?

[Jim Warren]

14. I can't define sex

but I know it when I see it. (after watching a few times, that is)

[donsu]

8. and isn't it S. C. that has the most porno shops?

nt

[yourout]

10. In my travels to redneck america I see far more billboards for "Adult" things.

Then in the heathen territories.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

9. And don't forget the mandatory "donation" to the Revs. Fallwell & Dobson of $10,000

for their churches.

[whistle]

12. Banning sex in South Carolina as described sounds like prohibition

...on fucking and it appears that Falwell and Dobson want their name identified on a legal federal document similar to the Volstead Act.

<snip>
Amendment XVIII (the Eighteenth Amendment) of the United States Constitution, along with the Volstead Act (which defined "intoxicating liquors" excluding those used for religious purposes), established Prohibition in the United States. <MORE>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

[Dr.Phool]

13. Yer Honor, I did not have sex with that hand!

[BringEmOn]

15. Are farm animals exempt?

[Bluebear]

18. :)

[chaska]

16. Good. If I'm not getting any, I don't want anybody else to either.

[aikoaiko]

19. I live across the river from SC and when they closed down all the video casinos...

...they were mortified to see all the all-nude strip clubs take their places. :)

[JI7]

20. Strom Thurmond would be glad to be dead if that was true