As if drunk driving isn't enough of a problem, here comes Beerbelly

[Auggie]

This device fits around the abdomen under the shirt, apparently so one can sneak beer and liquor into venues where outside alcohol is not allowed. It holds up to 80 ounces of liquid -- that's a six pack of beer, folks: http://www.thebeerbelly.com/default.asp



For women there's the Winerack -- it wears like a bra, turning an A cup into double Ds.

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/winerack.asp



Our streets are dangerous enough. MADD is going to go ballistic.

[Pavulon]

1. Thanks for the link

$5.00 beer at a hockey game is wrong.

[panader0]

2. The beer belly should be sold with the "Stadium Buddy"

That's the bag, worn on the leg, to pee into so you don't miss any of the action.

[varkam]

3. You might be a redneck...

:eyes:

[Jonathan50]

4. When I used to go to baseball games..

They would let you in with plastic bottles..

I would fill a twenty ounce Coke bottle with Kahlua and vodka, it looks just like a Coke..

[Dr.Phool]

5. I guess warm beer is better than no beer.

Speaking of which, I think it's Beer O' Clock now.

[trumad]

7. My dad had one of these when I was a kid-- brought it to every football game.

[gatorboy]

6. That's EXACTLY what is missing from my movie going experience!

The drunk guy that's yelling at the screen and pissing in his Milk Duds.

Hopefully he has a cell phone handy to close the deal.

[shain from kane]

9. Or puking on my jujubes.

[Auggie]

8. It's limited to people with waist sizes 40 and under

That'll rule out about half of the U.S. population, thank goodness.

Still scares the crap out of me

[Jim Warren]

10. Yum

beer belly warmed beer.

[juno jones]

11. I have D cups already...

If I try to sneak wine in those things I'll look like Dixie Dynamite. Not subtle at all.

[shain from kane]

12. I always drink my beer in D cups. Hey, bartender, another D cup over here.

And another D cup and a pitcher to go. Last call for alcohol.

[susanna]

13. Re: the Winerack

Is it only me having flashbacks to a Will & Grace episode?

[Possumpoint]

14. Warm

beer or any other beverage, no thanks!

[Berry Cool]

15. I listened to Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated on the radio describing wearing one of these.

He was telling Dan Patrick about going to a Dodgers game wearing a Beer Belly. The only tricky part was that he had to thread the tube that dispenses the beer down and out through the fly of his pants in order to be able to pour beer from it.

The thought of what this must have looked like, as he described it--him placing a plastic cup between his legs, pressing on something down there, the sound of a stream of liquid pouring into the cup, then him lifting out the full cup of yellow liquid and passing it to a friend before filling another cup--and all of his party drinking the contents of the cups with relish--had me laughing so hard I couldn't stop.