Pick your own, brand new, Cabinet Posts!!

[northofdenali]

Secretary of "I don't Recall"

Secretary of "I was not in the loop"

You get it, DU - go for it! Additional points if you include the appointed secretary!

My nominee for Secretary of Jesus, Can't You See The Bullshit Department:


For the Forget It Asshole, You're Toast Department:


For the We Gotcha Department:


Mods, move if necessary but with the events of this last week...

Aw shit, I forgot "I Didn't Know I Wasn't Really A Green Beret" department, a "New Monica Same Shit" department, a "General Petreaus Unarmed Humvee" department -

Well, DU, you get the idea.

[napi21]

1. Director of Homeland Amnesia in charge of all Federal Departments

combined!

[northofdenali]

2. Yee Haw! The new

Republican nominee for Pretzeldent!

[thecrow]

3. MVNA

Minister of Veterans No-Afterthought

[northofdenali]

5. Got THAT in two!

Wow, that is a definite winner. Got a nominee for Secretary? How about ass-boils Limball? Five-deferment had-better-things-to-do Cheney?

Now, for Veterans Get the Best Department, here's my secretarial nominee. Guaranteed to pass Senate and House oversight:

[northofdenali]

6. It may be Saturday, but this is a DU think-tank dream!

Even if I do say so myself.

[JohnnyRingo]

4. Department Of Republican Affairs

While thinly disguised as a dating service for married Repubs and headed by Karen Hughes, it's actually designed to funnel bipartisan tax money into partisan coffers.

The Republicans thought no one would catch on.

[JeffR]

7. Department of What-to-Screw-Up-Next

and it needs a real visionary at the helm, like, uh... Dinesh D'Souza!

[JeffR]

8. Department of Blaming Everything on Bill Clinton

Run jointly by every Republican talking head and elected official in America, so the bureaucracy is already in place.