Washington Times (Moonie cult paper) makes bizarre "semen" joke about John Kerry

[nichomachus]

http://mediamatters.org/countyfair/200905010009



Reporting on Maersk Alabama Captain Richard Phillips’ appearance at an April 30 hearing presided over by Senate Foreign Relations Committee chairman John Kerry (D-MA) , The Washington Times’ Joseph Curl wrote:

But on Thursday, the captain was among comrades - Mr. Kerry is an old Navy man, as is ranking committee Republican, Sen. Richard G. Lugar, who served from 1956 to 1960. Mr. Kerry, who captained a Swift boat in Vietnam during the war, clearly enjoyed a taste of the seaman.

Apparently, the right wing is spinning out of control.

[MADem]

1. Rev Moon is a excessively obsessed with "emissions" for some reason.

He has been known to lecture about the "man organ" at great length.

Crazy bastid....

[LostInAnomie]

2. I bet that joke had them tapping their feet with hilarity.

[BOSSHOG]

3. Whats round and hard and full of Seamen?

A submarine. I'm a Navy retiree, I tell such jokes with gusto, the Washington Times is garbage and lacks clarity and gravitas and relevance in said subject.

[nichomachus]

4. What's the best definition of "dancing?"

It's a navel engagement with no loss of semen.

[BOSSHOG]

5. I bet you always want to lead My Friend

How bout our teams get together in October?