Gathering Storm: Miss California Trying to Redefine Traditional Breasts for the Rest of Us

[malaise]

This is too good
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brian-normoyle/gathering-storm-miss-cali_b_195087.html
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Oops! Heaven, we have a problem.

A recent revelation -- and not of the Biblical variety -- surfaced this week that the prodigal princess had breast augmentation surgery, approved and funded by the Miss California Organization, just weeks before the Miss USA pageant. One has to wonder how the beauty queen has the credibility and moral standing to speak out against "unnatural" and "un-Biblical" marriage with the same breath that is weighted down by "unnatural" and "un-Biblical" implants filtered through $10,000 worth of "unnatural" capped teeth.

Of course, Princess Prejean has a right to her religious convictions and no one should ever lose a beauty contest over speaking those beliefs in earnest. Miss California also has the right to do whatever she chooses within the privacy of her own bra, but she doesn't have the right to redefine traditional breasts for the rest of us.

For many thousands of years, across every culture and continent, women have known traditional or "natural" breasts to be those that God -- or nature -- gave them. To think otherwise flies in the face of millennia of human history and spiritual doctrine. Prejean's Bible repeatedly reminds us we are made in God's perfect image while warning us against exchanging the "natural" use of our bodies for those deemed "unnatural." And, while one could argue the rights to privacy and personal freedom are inherent in our nation's founding democratic principles and that every American has a right to his/her own life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, organizations like NOM -- for whom she's now a spokesperson -- Focus on the Family and the Family Research Council repeatedly admonish us that life in America would be better if theology and biblical doctrine were the primary determinant of civil law and personal liberties.

[MADem]

1. !

:rofl:

[AngryAmish]

2. Many people are uncomfortable with body modification

This is clear.

[BuyingThyme]

3. Are women with fake breasts allowed to get married in California?

[Deja Q]

16. Rephrase:

Are women with real breasts allowed to date in California?

[A HERETIC I AM]

25. In some counties and towns it's a prerequisite. n/t

[The Straight Story]

4. She's a real boob

:)

[NashVegas]

5. Thanks to Perez Hilton

Carrie Prejean is a beloved celebrity and more famous than the girl who won Miss America...whoever she is.

[hulklogan]

8. Beloved by the people who think Abraham Lincoln rode a dinosaur to school, maybe.

:patriot:

[NashVegas]

11. True

But can you name Miss USA, off the top of your head? Miss America?

[Skittles]

6. everything about that gal looks fake

too bad her ugly bigotry is all too real

[malaise]

7. Ding ding

She's a hustler looking for a television job. Expect to see her on Fox.

[Bluebear]

9. Are they same breasts or opposite breasts? Because in my country, breasts are natural.

[Deja Q]

17. Well, "same" is unnatural and while I've heard of "two left feet", seeing two boobs hanging right...

:scared:

[burning rain]

10. That is some tasty snark.

I wish I had written cuz it might've helped me get in Wonkette's pants.

[ismnotwasm]

12. "Jugs for Jesus"

Oh, laugh out loud. That has tee shirt potential. This ridiculous women and her standardized rw hypocrisy could be a living stand alone statement of how twisted and wrong homophobia/hatred is.


On another note, I'll never understand the obsession over breasts, or the current fashion of silly looking implanted breasts. Not my business what other women do though.

[Baby Snooks]

22. OMG

I don't think I've laughed so hard in weeks - Jugs for Jesus. Maybe she can open a Hooters for fundamentalist Christians!

[ismnotwasm]

31. Lol, They could offer pancakes on the menu

with a guaranteed image of the virgin Mary.

[Deja Q]

13. Well, well, well. Ms "unnatural" had a boob job. When squeezed, do they give out skim milk?

:puffpiece: :puffpiece:

:evilgrin:

[Mike 03]

14. She has become a ludicrous nightmare. If it were not so sad it might be funny. I think she

will regret taking intractible or entrenched moral stands at this early time of her life.

[Ilsa]

15. J4J = Jugs4Jesus Oh my! Funny stuff!"

So, Carrie, you may find full civil equality for all Americans to be "unnatural" and not "Biblically correct," but, frankly, neither are your Jugs4Jesus and your Caps4Christ. "No Offense!"

[Sandrine for you]

18. That show how they are hypocrite. But also, I don't buy the natural stuff about anything. Even the

breasts.

As a trans-humanist, I really don't see nature in the same way.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

19. Anyone who thinks these are what real breasts look like

is a virgin:



Personally, I think she should wear a banner that says, quite truthfully, "Will Work For Tits." Or really bad tan jobs. Or badly-done hair extensions. Or overly-whitened teeth.

This is supposed to be an American representation of "beauty"? Hell, it's a representation of various services, that's all.

She's BARBIE!!!

[Baby Snooks]

24. What's truly scary...

What's truly scary is that in 40 years she will look just like Cindy McCain!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

27. Forty?

Hell, does she look like any 21-year-old YOU know? Not in my world - she's utter plastic, from top to bottom, and there's something so horrible about that sort of fakery being allowed - nay, encouraged - in the Miss USA contests, it is just fucking depressing.

The idea that she is now being touted as a shill for anti-gay propaganda is pathetic.

This is what those bigots have come to - exploitation of a kid without a brain in her head.

I'm sure she's already had the requisite nip and tuck, as well............

[Deja Q]

29. You sure that's not a pic of Britney Spears?

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Animations/Celebrity/Britney_Spears/The_Mystery_of_Britneys_Breasts/

[Tangerine LaBamba]

30. I lucked out (I think) ..............

The video's not working.

But, for cripe's sake, the only thing that's real about Miss California is her height................................

[cherish44]

33. That is one horrible boob job

Two half grapefruit bolt-ons. Boobs need some jiggle ya know. Those puppies look rock hard.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

34. I've had conversations with my boy buddies

who've slept with women with fake breasts.

Every one of them has, essentially, said the same thing - they don't feel real, it's sort of creepy, but, hey, I'm getting laid so who cares?

Just what I'd want a man to think - "creepy".

Hmmmmmmm.. HOT!

[Vinnie From Indy]

20. Archeology of the future should be interesting

They will discover long buried remains of modern man & woman. They will know precisely the date of their future finds as many of the female remains will be the standard female skeleton with two relatively unchanged bags of silicone or saline mixed in wth the bones or nearby.

[glitch]

26. The male skeletons might have a few implants too.

Not just penile either.

edit to add link: www.bodyimplants.com/

[safeinOhio]

21. So, she got her implant caught in the wringer?

[annabanana]

23. I guess that means my God-Given, natural boobies are in DANGER!

OH NOES

[HillWilliam]

28. That's what she gets for bearing false titness n/t

[malaise]

32. DUzy

:rofl: