Today's Republican Woman?

[OmahaBlueDog]

Poll question: Today's Republican Woman?

Which woman just screams "Today's Republican Woman"?


Ms. Bachmann


Ms. Foxx


Ms. Coulter


Gov. Palin


Ms. Malkin


Ms. Ingraham


Ayn Rand

[MrModerate]

1. I went with Foxx because . . .

Ditzy, sanctimonious, and fact-free (as well as stick-up-the-ass and smarminess) are more common than the extreme mental illness represented by the other choices.

They each have their place: Palin is the sitcom version of 'Lican womanhood; Bachman the Renfield imitation; Coulter the Joe Pyne of her generation (in sooooo many ways); Malkin a straightforward mean bitch, unliked even by her "friends;" Ingraham the snotty public moralist, insufferable to everyone else.

Ayn Rand is the, well, the Ayn Rand of 'licanism.

[OmahaBlueDog]

8. A PAC should be formed to raise funds to rid us of Foxx & Bachmann

Joe Pyne - now there is a name I have not heard in a very long time.

[MrModerate]

18. Until the wingnuts took over broadcasting in the early 90s . . .

I had always believed that Pyne was as nasty as public discourse could get . . .

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

2. An exciting new fragrance.

"apple pie" chemical scent imitators in a base of saline- (actual sweat from 3rd world sweatshops). Who says Republicans don't recycle!

[Believing Is Art]

3. Republican woman,

stay away from me-eee. Republican woman, you're batchit craz-y.

[Arugula Latte]

26. ...

Don't come a knockin' on my door
I don't want you runnin' the country no more
You had your chance, which you royally blew
Never, ever gonna pull the lever for you

[Ikonoklast]

4. I voted Ayn Rand. A rotting corpse

just like the Republic party.

[provis99]

10. hmmm. Except Ayn Rand was an illegal immigrant.

Can't have that in the Republican party. My vote for modern Republican woman is Katherine Harris: crazy, outdated, and defeated in the election.

[OmahaBlueDog]

11. Katherine Harris was yesterday's Republican Woman

...as were Laura Bush, Barbara Bush, the Bush Twins, Lynne Cheney, Nancy Reagan, and Phyllis Schlaffley

[madamesilverspurs]

5. Other...

John Boehner, drama queen.

[unpossibles]

6. no "all of the above"? nt

[OmahaBlueDog]

9. No, but I am angry with myself for two things

One was not adding Miss California, and the other was not getting a ditzier picture of Bachmann.

[unpossibles]

21. eh, that pic is bad enough nt

[dustbunnie]

7. It's like being asked which horrible debilitating disease would you prefer to die from -

it's so hard to choose.

[Skittles]

12. I'd say Ms. Bachmann is the Gold Standard for Repuke Whore

[OmahaBlueDog]

13. You might (or might not) find this post interesting

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5590740

[JI7]

14. how about the one that looked like an ass during a hearing with Al Gore

trying to imply his work on the environment was about personal profit and when Gore called her out on it she was all "oh, i'm not trying to ..................." in a phony kind tone.

[TahitiNut]

15. Please don't forget Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) ... idiotus airheadutis

:eyes:

Then there's Mean Jean Schmidt (R-OH) ... imbecilus buckitus

[OmahaBlueDog]

17. Excellent suggestions! Thank you!

How could I forget them - especially Mean Jean?

[OmahaBlueDog]

25. Ask, and ye shall receive

Ms. Schmidt

Sorry, but I can't find many Blackburn photos

[EFerrari]

16. You forgot Caribou Barbie

[Berry Cool]

19. You missed the scary morphing Palin/Cheney animation, eh?

I didn't. That thing is gonna give me nightmares. :scared:

[ColbertWatcher]

20. You forgot FOX's connection to the cult: Greta van Susterin. n/t

[OmahaBlueDog]

24. Ah, yes - Greta

[The Wizard]

22. Ilse Koch

the Witch of Buchenwald

Ilse Koch - Nazi criminal Ilsa Koch, wife of the German commander of the Buchenwald concentration camp from 1939 to 1942, Colonel Karl Koch, was notorious for her perversion and cruelty. Known as the Witch (or Bitch) of Buchenwald, she acquired the reputation of a sadist and nymphomaniac beating the prisoners with her whip and requiring that they participate in bizarre orgies. Her atrocities were so gruesome, even the Nazis were appalled.

Buchenwald was one of the first and largest German concentration camps, located on a wooden hill near Weimar, Germany. Riding around the Buchenwald concentration camp in scanty attire, prisoners were severely beaten when caught staring at her. A confidential Nazi S.S. report called her “the most hated person at Buchenwald, and a perverted, nymphomaniacal, power-mad demon.” Cruelty aside, she also had an penchant for collecting human skin.
http://www.altereddimensions.net/crime/IlsaKochNaziCriminal.aspx

[oedura]

23. I think you accidentally slipped a couple of men in there. (nt)

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