WTF???? Obama's gunna go after Swiss Banks with numbered accounts?????? FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!

[Stinky The Clown]

How are people supposed to avoid taxes? Huh? How do you answer THAT one? We need to lock arms and stand strong against this. Financial sleight of hand is a time honored tradition. I MUST be able to hide all that money I inherited from Grampa. Hell, I got $4,300 and will damned soon be getting half the proceeds from the sale of his '98 Monte Carlo. A frikkin' Monte Carlo, we're talking here! With the big motor.

There's no frikkin way we can let that damned socialist, Obama, take away our ability to hide bucks from the IRS. I mean, I never understood this before. But now that I got some money, you betcher ass this is a majorly big deal to me.

I mean, if I can't hide these megabux, the IRS is gunna take a lot of it. I hear they take half of the big inheritances. And there's nothing a man can do. Ya know?

So I'm pissed now. How dare that damned socialist.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

1. Sarah Palin tried to warn you.

[bluebellbaby]

2. You are kidding, right?

Time honored system...please...

It us little people who get screwed payin all the bills in the end...

When my father passed away, I was the "executor of the estate"...It wasn't anything...

All you have to show is that the money went to legitimate expenses for their burial...

[mike_c]

3. where else is he going to generate another 94 billion to kill brown people...

...in Iraq and Afghanistan?

[Stinky The Clown]

5. Huh?

You sayin' they need that money fer the war?

You sure about that?????

[Political Heretic]

11. Ouch.

This aggression shall not stand, man....

[Vickers]

4. That bastard.

:grr::grr::grr::grr::grr:

[Stinky The Clown]

9. You b'leeve it?

Geeeze .....

He's a fascist.

Or socialist.

Or some kinda ist.

[Vickers]

22. I can't believe we were all hoodwinked!!!

I should've asked to see his birth certificate PERSONALLY.

:(

[dysfunctional press]

6. the secret is not to spend the full $4300 in one place, especially right away...

that kind of large coin, you should probably just sit on for awhile, and then start spending it slowly, and spread out the purchases- so as not to arouse the suspicions of the irs.

hope that helps.

[Stinky The Clown]

8. Hey man, that's 430 Large. Yanno?

Big Cash. Gotta be careful.

[MiniMe]

7. You should stash all the money in various US banks

It may be suspicious is you put it all in one place :wink:

[AtomicKitten]

10. Mattresses are the new place to store the tax-evading bounty. n/t

[Common Sense Party]

12. Does the Monte Carlo have a sun roof?

[Stinky The Clown]

13. Yeah, a metal one

Not one of them sheshe glass jobs.

[Common Sense Party]

20. OK, then. I was thinkin' you was one of them spoilt rich types.

[ZombieHorde]

14. "How are people supposed to avoid taxes?"

Have your main business be on the black market. Sell crack, grenades, and prostitute yourself.

[Stinky The Clown]

15. I dunno, man. All I wanna do is avoid taxes on these big bux I just inherited.

I wanna put it all in a numbered account.

I don't wanna do drugs.





Well ..... other than glass.

[Mike 03]

16. I just hope the Caymen Islands are next. That is where the real prize is.

And let's check out the world's biggest money laundering machine in the world while we're at it: it's called Dubai.

[damntexdem]

17. It all goes back to using numbers for those accounts.

I mean, numbers are the tools of scientists. And we all know what a liberal bias science has.


;-)

[Stinky The Clown]

18. I never thought about that .......

..... but damned if you ain't right.

[konnichi wa]

19. Your inheritance isn't taxable.

:shrug:

[Stinky The Clown]

21. That's not what i heard

This here's about the death tax. You hafta admit they got that thing going at us people with money.

I ain't payin' no damned death tax. I mean Grampa died and worked his whole life so my sister and me could have this money. I ain't givin' it up.

[Canuckistanian]

23. 4300 clams? May I take your hat and cloak, Mr. Rockefeller?

You're obviously a man with breeding.

[Stinky The Clown]

25. Here ya go, mah man ......

[Canuckistanian]

32. Bless you sir

Your magnami...magin.. ousness is awesome!

[rucky]

24. He's really becoming inconvenient for us.

And I should know. I own a mansion and yacht.

[Stinky The Clown]

26. I'm tellin' ya. I want that Palin woman

Sheeza looker, too.

[Hello_Kitty]

27. Some of our very own DUers will defend your right to hide your lucre in a Swiss Bank

Behold: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3755018#3755741

There are a few in this thread who are outraged that the poor widdle Richie Riches might have to disclose their untaxed assets. It's soooo unfair. :eyes: I thought I'd seen everything on DU when I saw this thread.

[konnichi wa]

31. It's interesting how people demonize the wealthy as being worse than Satan but go out & buy lottery

tickets in high hopes of joining their ranks. Actually it really is quite difficult to amass large quantities of liquid assets without leaving some kind of paper trail that has nothing to do with numbered foreign bank accounts.

[Hello_Kitty]

33. I'm not against wealth.

I just want to fire, prosecute, and replace most of the currently wealthy people.

[Fireweed247]

28. Is there a serious story in here somewhere?

cool :toast:

I hope they check out these guys accounts...

[spanone]

29. you joke, but this will probably be the right-wing meme..'raising taxes' on businesses

you know the media is gonna feed us this horseshit

[shadowknows69]

30. Whoo hoo! I guess we're not considering Switzerland "neutral" anymore

As for as global corporate greed they've been an enemy for some time now.