Think of the possibilities: Sara Palin the Musical!

[CoffeeCat]

Some brilliant group of people must write, direct and choreograph "Sara Palin: The Musical!".

Just use her own words, set them to show-tune-type music--and you'd have the most hysterical musical-comedy EVER to hit the stage.

Has Sara Palin not said the most outrageous, bizarre lines EVER??? Set to Rogers & Hammerstein style
music--it would be a hit!

Can you imagine some of the numbers?

--I'm shakin up and fixin!
--No, no, no pal-ing around with terrorists!
--In what respect Charlie?
--Say it isn't so, Joe!
--Putin don't you rear your head in my airspace!
--All of 'em! Any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years!
--Thanks but no thanks!
--I'll find ya some and bring em to ya!

I'm telling ya...it would be deliciously hilarious...

[saltpoint]

1. The dancing wolves scene would be a show-stopper.

[CoffeeCat]

2. You could have a helicopter, like in...

..."Miss Saignon"!

Beautiful!

I feel like Ari Gold!

[saltpoint]

3. I think we're talkin' smash hit, here.

[msongs]

4. maybe we can get that xtian beauty contestant to play Sarah, topless of course nt

[Stevenmarc]

5. How do you solve a problem like Bristol

How do you spin a daughter that's knocked up
How do you solve a problem like Bristol
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A slut!

[CoffeeCat]

6. Now yer talking!

The entire Palin family is fodder for reality tv or a musical.

Both could work.

Hell yeah!

[Arugula Latte]

7. And the showstopper: "You Betcha!"

Is the moon made of green cheese ... You Betcha!
Do Alaskans do as they please? ... You Betcha!
Should wolves be shot from the air? ... You Betcha!
Should governors have big piled-up hair? You Betcha!
Should every American be carrying? ... You Betcha!
Should only heteros be marrying? ... You Betcha!
Are liberals leading lives of sin ... You Betcha!
Is McCain destined by God to win ... You Betcha!

[Democrats_win]

8. I'll be in Charge of the U.S. Senate!