The Republican Dictionary - Extreme Desperation Edition

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Empathy - "Code word" that Democrats use when they envision a court that might rule in favor of the little guy instead of just for corporations and the wealthy.

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Marxism - Just say this when you can't think of any other reasons to oppose Obama.

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Socialist - The President, you know he's out doing things like nationalizing companies, giving out our money in the form of corporate welfare, merging corporations and the state with no-bid contracts and energy task forces... Oh, sorry, that was the previous Republican President.

Swine Flu - 1. A deadly biological weapon created by Democrats and spread around the world so that Kathleen Sebelius could become Secretary of Health and Human Services (Family Research Council). 2. Something that has to do with Democratic Presidents, you see, the swine flu appeared in 1976 too, that's when Jimmy Carter was President (According to Michelle Bachmann)... Really, Jimmy Carter wasn't President in 1976?

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Witch Hunt - Prosecuting the people who came up with ideas on how torture, ironically these torturers used many of the same "enhanced interrogation techniques" that REAL witch hunters used on "witches".