Windows warns users Republican policies may crash computers.

[Are_grits_groceries]

Windows users are being warned not to input Republican policy proposals into their computers until the software company issues an urgent patch later this month. Apparently, an overload of non-sequitur and contradictory GOP policies can cause computers running on Windows to simply crash. “You have seen those episodes of Star Trek where Captain Kirk talks alien computers into overloading,” said one Windows engineer “They start spewing smoke and saying ‘Error, error, does not compute!’ – well we are seeing increasing incidences of this occurring when users input too many GOP policy proposals.”
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Newsifact has been given access to some of the basic code that is causing Windows users so many problems (Warning - do not attempt to load this code into your computer):




http://newsifact.blogspot.com/2009/05/windows-warns-users-republican-policies.html

And people wonder why things are crashing....

[RandomThoughts]

1. I have wanted to post clips from the Harry Mudd episode

for quite some time, thanks for the opportunity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XfxnqAVUUM

Note you will notice a slight resemblance to a certain bat s**t crazy congress person in this episode :)

[louis-t]

4. "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, you've been drinking again

haven't you?!!!" Funny stuff.

[RandomThoughts]

6. The onion, was giving Star Trek fans a bit of a hard time.

All in good fun of coarse, so I was glad to get a post of an episode up.

[DerekJ]

2. Love it, Thanks. N/T

[bobburgster]

3. Made my day!

Thanks, appreciate seeing the hypocrisy in a humorous way.

[Wednesdays]

5. K&R

:kick:

[malaise]

7. Excellent

K & R

[hootinholler]

8. ‘Error, error, does not compute!’

Is from Lost in Space, not Star Trek.

Carry On.

-Hoot