What causes gravity?? (Creationist theory)

[Are_grits_groceries]

Mrs. Cargill also believes that the scientific explanation for gravity is one of two things: (1) Jesus likes everything to be on the floor, or (2) Satan is trying to steal all the cool stuff.

http://www.kissmybigbluebutt.com/

This is a hilarious blog by a librul from Texas.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Intelligent falling

God tells all things which way to fall...

[Liberal_in_LA]

12. lol n/t

:)

[Winterblues]

2. Earth Sucks...

:shrug: Earth First....We'll fuck up the other planets later...

[Warpy]

3. I've been a fan of hers

since the world's most dangerous beauty salon days. Her description of Delay giving a Power Point presentation to a bunch of schoolteachers on why they didn't deserve a pay hike was priceless!

There are a few blogs I check out at least every few days. This is one of them.

[konnichi wa]

4. So, I suppose "because the earth sucks" is like last century

:D :rofl:
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[Wednesdays]

6. No, it's not because the earth sucks

It's because the rest of the universe blows.

[konnichi wa]

7. It really is all relative, ain't it?

:D

[Deja Q]

5. I thought gravity was created because male erections are too godly for their liking?

Wait, that makes no sense; sex is just dirty according to them. (it's not dirty but sleep around carelessly and you might get enough words and diseases following you... :( Levi can spread all he wants; I just hope decent people won't fall for his games.)

[malaise]

8. Reminds me a lot of Molly

It's excellent

[PufPuf23]

9. Hell Sucks

And everyone knows that Hades is to go down below.

Hey I am a Creation Scientist. (snark)

[Canuckistanian]

10. So... does that theory explain LaGrange points?

And what are the relative Jesus/Satan forces involved? Does Mrs. Cargill have anything published? Fascinating.

That's a cool blog, thanks!

[ControlledDemolition]

11. I think you owe everyone a refresher on what LaGrange points are! n/t

[LeftyMom]

13. Do you want to be the one to tell this crazy fundie gracity isn't caused by sin?

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=21411

Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.