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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 04:49 PM
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AHA! I know why Tweety likes Giuliani so much!
follow the logic:

1. Tweety and Giuliani are/were both married to very attractive newslady-types who are very bright women.

2. Giuliani falls in love with someone outside of his marriage, and in an absolutely revolting manner of behavior, announces to the world that he's leaving his wife in front of the entire NY media group.

3. Giuliani then moves in with a couple of Gay 'friends' to reconnoiter, as it were. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course...all straight guys I know move in with Gay guys when their marriage breaks up. :sarcasm:

4. Giuliani firms up relationship with adultress and becomes even more popular!

5. Tweety watches from afar, envious but afraid to make his move.

6. Will he or won't he? Only his analyst knows for sure.

7. Oh yes, and one more question...what gender will be procured for Mr. Hardball himself?
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orpupilofnature57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 04:52 PM
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1. Some speech impediments are endearing?
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 04:52 PM
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Ya think Tweety also dresses in drag...
maybe he thinks he's crossing the Equator every day...who TF knows?
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 04:52 PM
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2. Ghouliani
But Tweety is not balding is he??
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 04:53 PM
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3. The hairy toes in open toed high-heels turn him on?
That's my guess.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 04:54 PM
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5. Tweety''s an ankle man...
they always hypersalivate...
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jezebel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 04:54 PM
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4. I think Tweety's new crush is Fred Thompson, he's cheating on Rudy NT
nt
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 04:56 PM
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7. Just trying to make rudy jealous...
wotta bunch.

My guess is that thompson can do without Tweety. If He's is nothing else, he's a man's man. and that's about it...mediocre actor, good voice, funny-looking but wizened. I recall his goofy haircut from the Watergate days.
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 04:54 PM
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6. He's now getting moist over Fred Thompson
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 05:04 PM
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8. All these guys in one room at the Convention
What's a Tweety to do?
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-02-07 06:42 PM
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9. have another shit sandwich...n/t
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