Saw a new one today:

[Texasgal]

On the back of a pick up truck:

" If you can read this, you speak english! Thank a MARINE!"

I'm perplexed, what does thanking a Marine have to do with speaking English? :crazy:

[rockymountaindem]

1. Otherwise we'd be speaking Japanese

That's the idea.

[PBass]

2. Or worse...

we'd all be speaking IRAQI and wearing burkhas.

:sarcasm:

[Richard Steele]

3. "If you can read this, you probably attended school. Thank a SOCIALIST." nm

[Texasgal]

4. *snicker*

:thumbsup:

[Auggie]

5. Another thumbs up

:thumbsup:

[blondeatlast]

7. Word. Schools and libraries are commie plots. nt

[HysteryDiagnosis]

6. They protected us from the Cajuns... otherwise we would be

drinking wine and speaking French.

[zbdent]

8. "If you are free, thank the French!"

It's the truth ...

[robdogbucky]

10. I saw one on a pickup on the interstate

when returning from a fishing trip on a pickup:

"If you can't feed em, don't breed em."

And I was wondering how that squares with "the breed as many as you can, abortion is a sin, keep them barefoot and pregnant," crowd?

And then I realized they are pointing that toward welfare recipients, minorities and immigrants. I could see the hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance, but some fool was convinced this was a winning slogan for a bumper sticker. I wonder if they ever even listen to themselves?


Just my dos centavos


robdogbucky

[Minimus]

11. Yep! If it wasn't for the French we would all be speaking English.

[boobooday]

9. Marines invented English

And taught it to Adam & Eve.

[Bigmack]

12. In the Corps...

we didn't speak English. Why do you think they called us "grunts"?

US MARINE CORPS OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, (make up a name the police won’t recognize), swear…uhhh…high-and-tight…grunt…cammies…kill….fix bayonets….and charge…..beer….sailors wives….air strikes…yes SIR!!!…whiskey…liberty call…. salute… Ooorah,…. Gunny….grenade…women…..OORAH! So help me Chesty PULLER!
X__________Thumb Print
XX________________Teeth Marks

[razors edge]

13. I resembled that remark.

But I'm feeling much better now.

[alfredo]

14. I lived in a place where even the unschooled spoke five to six languages.

[SeattleGirl]

15. I saw one of those about a month ago. My reaction was, WTF?

What do Marines have to do with whether you can read or not? :wtf: