I'm taking up a collection to have Peggy Noonan launched into space.

[dorkulon]

She is so awful, she needs to be removed from the planet. Who's with me?

[AndyA]

1. If we could convince the alien mother ship to return and retrieve Ann Coulter,

perhaps they could take Noonan as well. Both are from a different planet, they surely aren't human.

[Hepburn]

2. Sorry....I cannot contribute.

IMO: We already have too much "space trash" pollution.

:hi:

[TahitiNut]

3. I'd rather just give her her dream job.

Grounds keeper at Ronald Reagan's crypt. (Sorry, Nancy.)

[Vinca]

8. How about IN Ronald Reagan's crypt??

[MADem]

4. By giving her that much weight, you elevate her in importance.

Point, and laugh. That's the best way to handle nitwits.

[dorkulon]

5. Lighten up, Francis.

It's just a joke. Pointing and laughing is precisely what I'm doing.

[MADem]

12. After you! nt

[lazyriver]

6. $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$

[CTyankee]

7. She's already on her own private planet.

She really embarrassed herself with Ariana. She thinks she knows better about online advertising than Ariana, who actually runs an online business and has seen the advertising revenue.

[dorkulon]

9. She thinks she knows better than everyone about everything.

It's that undeservedly smug condescension which has brought me to the conclusion she must be expelled from our atmosphere.

[zipplewrath]

10. Life long dream

Considering such a thing was a life long dream of mine, I wouldn't give her the honor.

[dorkulon]

11. Well, the trick is, she doesn't come back.

I'm talking a long-term, eternal drift through the cosmos. Until she starves or runs out of oxygen.

[KharmaTrain]

13. Oh Leave The Nooner Alone...

A long time ago I used to despise the woman...playing "holier than thou" better than almost anyone during the Clinton inquisition. Her Pollyanish worldview fit right in with the "what do we tell the children" bullshit. However over the past couple years, she's definitely been in over her head. Her lack of any real substance on issue and attempt to defend the abuses of her beloved rushpublican party have made her into a walking comedy club. Anytime she opens her pie hole she's sure to embarass herself and those she supports.

Remember, she's the "living legacy" of Raygun...keep her around and people will see how stupid and hypocritical that "view" really is.

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. Tie her to a few HUGH balloons filled with M.Bachman's hot air...that should do it.