Would You Suggest a 9 Iron or a Sand Wedge to Smack David Feherty Upside the Head?

[jfxgillis]

Money Quote:

... But then I read the full essay in which the comments were made and realized that he was just trying to be funny. Transgressive humor. Okay. I get it. Shackles and dungeons really aren't the appropriate response to transgressive humor (anymore). The appropriate response is MORE TRANSGRESSIVE HUMOR....

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Correctly Political: Would You Suggest a 9 Iron or a Sand Wedge to Smack David Feherty Upside the Head?

[Ilsa]

1. I suggest we switch to other sporting equipment.

I'd like to see a baseball bat used on him, followed by some trebuchet action.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. The shot really calls for the 9 but I want the control of the wedge.

(Old Jack Nicholson line)

[jfxgillis]

4. Wedge

When you're in a hazard like that it calls for an explosion shot.

[LakeSamish706]

3. Hell no, use a big head driver.... n/t

[gratuitous]

5. But you have to get properly warmed up first

Or you're likely to slice it badly.

Seriously, though, who cares what someone like Feherty thinks? This guy gets paid more than you and me and him and her put together every year to play golf five times a week on perfectly-maintained golf courses. If the man ever had to work for a living, he'd be curled up in the fetal position, sobbing and wetting himself.

[Captain Hilts]

6. I'd use a wood. nt