It was my cat that kept us free from any more Terrorist attacks

[rpannier]

Shortly after 9/11 I purchased a Calico kitten. Since the time I purchased the kitten there have not been any successful attacks on US soil.

[LooseWilly]

1. Huzzah Kitty !! (n/t)

[Liberal_in_LA]

2. calicos rock!

:toast:

[ColbertWatcher]

3. Damn you! Why have you kep this from us for so long!? k+r, n/t

[aquart]

4. That is a great cat.

[JDPriestly]

5. Wow! Thank your cat for me.

[Kaleko]

6. Launching an investigation into why

you didn't purchase that kitty before 9/11, thus preventing those terrorist attacks!!

[jtrockville]

16. But... but... rpannier's cat kept us safe SINCE 9/11.

Why do you hate America?
:sarcasm:

[Birthmark]

7. Buy kitty some salmon

[Skittles]

8. last time I called in sick from work was 2 hours before the 9/11 attacks

I promise I will not call in sick again

[rpannier]

39. See...

The same logic applies.

It's good you are learning from your mistakes

[Norrin Radd]

9. This thread is useless without a pic of this kitty.

[eridani]

10. Not only that, tihe OP is violating a DU rule

You just don't mention kittens or puppies without posting pix. We can cut some slack on adult cats and dogs, though.

[Optical.Catalyst]

11. My thanks to your cat. n/t

[ArbustoBuster]

12. The Blessed Calico Kitty is being kept in a secure, nondisclosed location, right?

We need to keep the little feline safe, for America! :patriot:

[Canuckistanian]

13. Thank your cat for it's service. It's a Great American.

Damn, I think I'm about to cry....

:patriot:

[Atman]

14. And here he is!

.

[jtrockville]

17. Ooooh, so very vigilant!!

[Poiuyt]

15. Your calico has kept us puuuurtected from terrorists and John Ashcroft

[Marr]

18. No! It was the grey tweed socks I bought on 9/13!!!

[Chemical Bill]

19. That's more believable than torture. n/t

[Fireweed247]

20. When was that kitty born?

I suppose you are going to tell us (s)he had no advanced notice of the attacks even with the many very specific warnings?

Could (s)he possibly have acted sooner?

[Captain Hilts]

21. Please thank your cat on my behalf. nt

[KansDem]

22. Did she "litterboard" any suspects? (nt)

[rpannier]

40. No. She's a firm believer in the Catstitution and the' Rule of Claw'

Litterboarding is outlawed

[tuckessee]

23. WTF?!?! C'mon now - Get real!

You post a thread about a kitten and don't include a picture of said kitten?

Or maybe you must keep her identity secret for national security purposes?????

Is she fixed? I know- Don't ask, don't tell........ :)

[Arugula Latte]

24. Hero Kitty!

I believe you, because all the calicos I have ever known have had a major 'tude on 'em.

:loveya: Kitties :loveya:

[4_TN_TITANS]

25. Congressional Medal of Honor, Purple Heart?

such a brave kitty!!!

[LeftHander]

26. Pirates too....

The rise in high seas piracy since 9/11 is inversely related to the number of domestic terror attacks.

[Fuzz]

27. Oh please! Your cat is a pussy and can't stand water let alone water boarding!

Besides, being calico and heavier than muslin, it's worse than a terrorist and therefore off to Gitmo with it!

cal·i·co (kl-k)
n. pl. cal·i·coes or cal·i·cos
1.
a. A coarse, brightly printed cloth.
b. Chiefly British A plain white cotton cloth, heavier than muslin.
2. An animal, such as a cat, having a coat that is mottled in tones of white with red and black.


:D

[meow2u3]

28. OMG!! A calico muslin?

Gotta be a terrorist :sarcasm:

[polmaven]

29. Absolutely NOT!!!

The Muslins are AFRAID of Calicos...'Cause Calicos are MUCH heavier!

[Fuzz]

31. So it's at least a double Muslin, so doubly dangerous!

[KamaAina]

30. So that's why Asscroft thinks calicos are demonic!!!

:P

[jgraz]

32. Bullshit. What about the anthrax attacks? Has your cat tracked down the guilty parties?

I think that cat needs to be litter-boarded.

[AnotherDreamWeaver]

43. Shhh (another 'inside' job...)

and you were supposed to forget about that....


Well, I guess you deserve congratulations or something for recall capabilities.

[Rex]

33. Your logic is flawless and I bet you spent less money than the RW 'think tank'

idiots charged our govt for that 'nugget of logic'.

[Martin Eden]

34. You better clone that cat! n/t

[Muttocracy]

37. Ditto! But don't let any clones fall into enemy combatant hands! nt

[ellie]

35. Kitteh!

It's the kitteh of freedom!

[dem mba]

36. GOD BLESS THAT CAT!!!!111!!!11!1 -nt

[HCE SuiGeneris]

38. Sorry, no. It's ridiculous to postulate that

MY KITTEH

is not involved in the nation's salvation from them furriner terrorists!

[Norrin Radd]

41. QT

[Mythsaje]

42. Cats keep the Jabberwock at bay...

"What? What are jabberwocks?"

"Big, nasty, man-eating beasts that snatch people out of their beds through the window on dark, foggy nights."

"Haven't seen any of them."

"See--cats work great, don't they?"