Newts Head Reduction operation at Stanford Med Center has utterly Failed...ALERT....FAILED

[opihimoimoi]

The Gizmo them doctor use to shrink heads would not fit on his cranium despite 48 series attempts...

The Center has called for them Tribal fellas (Amazon region...Javaro Tribe) to help...they have not responded to date...

So..the prognosis for Newt is fucked....he will have to live with his enormous head until them shrinkers get to California

In the meantime, he continues to babble incoherently....even at the podium....

[dgibby]

1. I hope the hospital bill bankrupts him!

[opihimoimoi]

2. Its a Freebie from the Pub Party....they need Newt to come save the GOP

[Wildewolfe]

3. Wow...that's too bad.

He'll have to keep buying stock in preparation H and KY then for those repeated bouts of rectal/cranial inversions.

[opihimoimoi]

4. The doctors have realized they put on the wrong machine...it was used in the wrong place

"Not his Cranium" its designed to diminish the size of his ass...Not his Head"

Anus Gigantus affects the Republican Party like no other group in America....

"get the anema team" these guys are so full of shit it shoots out all over the room"